so since you tell everyone anything and everything about TA, does pat know about the whole bobby and the TA that spent his life savings to fly across the world to see you only to get bobby fischered?

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Originally posted by notelfreak so since you tell everyone anything and everything about TA, does pat know about the whole bobby and the TA that spent his life savings to fly across the world to see you only to get bobby fischered?

he knows about that but he doesn't know about bobby. to be honest, he wouldn't care and i'm not just saying that. he is the most non jealous person i've ever met.

he knows that i slept with my best friend when we were 20 and he still flew to cali with the guy and we shared a hotel room with him lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee more like you have much to hide lol nice try

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Originally posted by Slylee i doubt hal has a big enough dick to do such damage

It's not about the size, it depends on the angle of penetration and the amount of force used. A 5 inch penis could kill you if it was inserted at the rectum ripping angle.

My dick could kill you if I had murderous intent. One forceful thrust and your colon would rip open like a fucking pea pod.

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so you admit to having a small cock then, good for you.

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Originally posted by Akridrot It's not about the size, it depends on the angle of penetration and the amount of force used. A 5 inch penis could kill you if it was inserted at the rectum ripping angle. My dick could kill you if I had murderous intent. One forceful thrust and your colon would rip open like a fucking pea pod.

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Originally posted by notelfreak so you admit to having a small cock then, good for you.

Does it matter if I can use it well?

Anyway, I'm average sized. Not small. The 5 inch thing was an example. I'm bigger than that.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Does it matter if I can use it well?

Yes it does. But hey your tongue works right? Start practicing.

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i think i am going to have to see pics to judge.

a good anus reaming never hurts either, just don't do it after smoking a joint because apparently your tongue feels like sandpaper.

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Originally posted by Zild oh fuck i'm going to have to fuck with him about that one

No you're not because you don't know about it. It isn't visible.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Slylee he knows about that but he doesn't know about bobby. to be honest, he wouldn't care and i'm not just saying that. he is the most non jealous person i've ever met. he knows that i slept with my best friend when we were 20 and he still flew to cali with the guy and we shared a hotel room with him lol

You slept with...


EWWW!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

bas

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Originally posted by Clovis You slept with... EWWW!

MK! He's my boy!

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