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Originally posted by UWM I have a beard.

Lies.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Scouts honor. It's kind of like Bas' techno beard. If I grow it too long it looks bad.

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Originally posted by UWM Scouts honor. It's kind of like Bas' techno beard. If I grow it too long it looks bad.

Yeah that is why I won't be getting anything long anymore. It just looks horrible.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by UWM Scouts honor. It's kind of like Bas' techno beard. If I grow it too long it looks bad.

I wanna SEE!

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Originally posted by UWM Scouts honor. It's kind of like Bas' techno beard. If I grow it too long it looks bad.

Techno beards > regular beards. I've got a techno beard right now!

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In your pants.

i dunno about any other beards but i will rock gerard butler's world

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I love my beard. The amount of time, money and spilled blood it has saved me is immeasurable. I shave my neck up to the jawline and trim my face every week.

Here's a crappy phone camera demonstration:

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WHOAH you look just like a friend of mine in the city. WEIRD

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Originally posted by tubularbills WHOAH you look just like a friend of mine in the city. WEIRD

Oklahoma has a city?

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Oklahoma has a city?

just FYI, the population of OKC is near 500,000 people

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Originally posted by tubularbills just FYI, the population of OKC is near 500,000 people

Wow that's like several square miles of Los Angeles.

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