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| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
I just imagine you beating the hell out of ppl with a water bottle |
Weapons are for pussies. I beat the hell out of one of my employees with a cheese-stick when I was manager at Pizza Hut, he tried to steal it, but no damage done, and it's the only weapon I've ever used.
Most of my fights involved me holding on tight while they tried to throw me across the field (picture... chain-tossing?), getting them off-balance when I got my feet planted, and then smacking the shit out of them while they were on their knees.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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