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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

gina has a pretty good face, but her stomach is a bit too manly imo. also, as someone else mentioned, her man thighs are fail.

p.s. sorry, but from the way you describe your roomie, he sounds like the biggest tool ever...lol god damn.

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Originally posted by AntronVee gina has a pretty good face, but her stomach is a bit too manly imo. also, as someone else mentioned, her man thighs are fail. p.s. sorry, but from the way you describe your roomie, he sounds like the biggest tool ever...lol god damn.

you don't even know. my bf and i just had a talk with him over dinner and we were (nicely) trying to tell him to just find a hobby and stop on the fucking dating sites 24-7. he's right back to, "oh im talking to this one chick, she's pretty hot, bla bla bla" i was like, "dude, just give it up for a while. you keep talking to these chicks and they disappear after a while, you might need to re-evaluate your game". and he just went on and on with excuses about how it's expensive to go out, etc... and how he "just wants to get laid" but that's bullshit. he acts like a fucking vagina every time he meets a chick and gets all pushy and will text like 4 times in a row. and if they make him wait too long or don't respond he gets pissed off and goes back to another chick and tries to meet with her instead.

he has no fucking game whatsoever. i can't even begin to talk about it, it's so annoying. he's so nice but the only word i can think of to describe him is "tool".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee

PM

I don't think PMing her roommate is going to work, Kevin. He's beyond that, in my opinion.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

That is so sad Jamie. How old is he? Didn't you post a picture of him once? Is he the one with some eyebrow piercing and tattoos?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose That is so sad Jamie. How old is he? Didn't you post a picture of him once? Is he the one with some eyebrow piercing and tattoos?

he's about to be 27. and no that's not him. the guy with the tats and eyebrow ring is martin and he is awesome. he barely speaks english and he has way more personality than my roommate who speaks fluent english lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Oh wow.....does he look like a douche? Pics!

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Renzo I don't think PMing her roommate is going to work, Kevin. He's beyond that, in my opinion.

lol... I can't tell if you're joking or not.

gina doesn't have man legs and she's not as muscular looking as she could be. for someone who fights for a living she's pretty hot.

although i might be biased since i have fairly muscular legs...

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Originally posted by Slylee yea mine is chimera

everybody loves sexual chocolate

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.