I recently started using this shit.





I like it.

in all seriousness i am a sweaty ass guy. I can't imagine not showering twice a day and wearing deodorant.

i like getting my anus played with ffs, that is a no go if you still have some of yesterday's lunch on it.

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Originally posted by lenazi in all seriousness i am a sweaty ass guy. I can't imagine not showering twice a day and wearing deodorant. i like getting my anus played with ffs, that is a no go if you still have some of yesterday's lunch on it.

Loofas and shampoo are perfect for getting the dingleberries out. I bet Nou has a fucking buffet down there.

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Originally posted by lenazi that is a no go if you still have some of yesterday's lunch on it.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Loofas and shampoo are perfect for getting the dingleberries out. I bet Nou has a fucking buffet down there.

i shave my ass so everything comes off nicely.

Every time I shower, and whenever I wash my hands, which is quite often.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Water alone doesn't get rid of the grease all over your forehead and armpits, Nou. Do you have a shitton of acne?

No, Ive never had any problems with my face actually. I get maybe one zit every 6 months. I scrub my face daily with a warm damp cloth and use lotion. I have really dry skin, so it being greasy and gross is not a problem for me there.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Loofas and shampoo are perfect for getting the dingleberries out. I bet Nou has a fucking buffet down there.

Its called you make sure you wipe really well ffs, then you just spread a bit and let the water wash it out and run your hand over it. If I use soap this is defo an area I cover. Luckily I know how to keep shit off my ass in the first place... so I guess its just bad luck on your part. I also only have like maybe 10 hairs down there? I am not that hairy a guy. I rock a huge beard but thats about the only dense patch of hair on my whole body.

I just can't imagine stepping in a pile of dog poop with bare feet and then feeling it sufficient to just rinse it off with water.

i still say you have more klingons than a star trek convention.

as hideous as you look, you should at least give yourself a chance by being clean.

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Originally posted by david.michael I just can't imagine stepping in a pile of dog poop with bare feet and then feeling it sufficient to just rinse it off with water.

Neither can I. Ew.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Luckily I know how to keep shit off my ass in the first place... so I guess its just bad luck on your part. I also only have like maybe 10 hairs down there? I am not that hairy a guy. I rock a huge beard but thats about the only dense patch of hair on my whole body.

I can't grow facial hair at all, but my ass is pretty hairy. It's not that I don't wipe well, usually my toilet paper is kinda cheap so some bits of paper get left behind, it doesn't matter how many times I wipe. Not everyone can get that ballin ass toilet paper that doesn't fall apart, that shit is like 5 bucks a roll.

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