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Originally posted by Zild The only thing I can think of right now is Jenny furiously trying to find and touch as many public male restroom door handles as she possibly can before public transit closes for the night.

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Originally posted by Krypton Touching the door handle is essentially touching hundreds of dicks all at the same time because you know a lot of people don't wash their hands.

Is correct.

You can wash your hands all your want in a public toilet but at the end of the day if you touch the door handle on the way out then there's pretty much no point.

I'm not saying that is an excuse to not wash your hands but it pretty much makes it futile.

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Originally posted by Slylee for those of you who don't wash after touching your dick, that's disgusting. i think it's even weird that u guys dont even wipe your dick after peeing. doesn't some pee get left over and get the tip of your dick wet with it? ughh...and then you want a blowjob. lol

lol this reminds me of highschool

"c'mon baby girl"
"but you pee from there"
"i'm done."
*leaves van*

and assuming you wash your hands.... never, ever, under any circumstances use a hand dryer that blows out hot air. apparently, that really helps circulate tons of germs and nasty particles all over the place.

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Originally posted by Big Worm and assuming you wash your hands.... never, ever, under any circumstances use a hand dryer that blows out hot air. apparently, that really helps circulate tons of germs and nasty particles all over the place.

That's actually unsubstantiated. No research/evidence exists to support the idea that hand dryers are less sanitary than paper towel.

oh. well, at any rate, i don't mess around with those.

those dryers are usually fucking hot enough i'm sure no germs would survive lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Big Worm and assuming you wash your hands.... never, ever, under any circumstances use a hand dryer that blows out hot air. apparently, that really helps circulate tons of germs and nasty particles all over the place.

And the paper towels were put there by a handyman who masturbated to child pornography beforehand and forgot to wash his hands. You're better off drying your hands by wiping them on your trousers...which were probably touched by a filthy homosexual homeless alcoholic on the way to the mall and you didn't even notice.

Such a terrible world we live in.

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Originally posted by Slipmat And the paper towels were put there by a handyman who masturbated to child pornography beforehand and forgot to wash his hands. You're better off drying your hands by wiping them on your trousers...which were probably touched by a filthy homosexual homeless alcoholic on the way to the mall and you didn't even notice. Such a terrible world we live in.

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Originally posted by bas

shut up bas. right now.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slipmat And the paper towels were put there by a handyman who masturbated to child pornography beforehand and forgot to wash his hands. You're better off drying your hands by wiping them on your trousers...which were probably touched by a filthy homosexual homeless alcoholic on the way to the mall and you didn't even notice. Such a terrible world we live in.

so much for ignorance is bliss.