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Originally posted by The17sss fixed?

Polaks don't do poles

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp To have sex with a dwarf in a wizards costume (think mickey mouse from fantasia) while jennypie and sly watch naked in the corner while making ham and cheese sandwiches on light rye bread. at which point wayne gretzky comes in wearing a oilers 99 jersey, grabs a sandwich from jenny and proceeds to eat the sandwich in teh opposing corner while mumbling something about marty mcsorely being a douche. sly becomes enraged and green with envy that the great one chose to eat jenny's sandwich instead of hers which results in the two of them having a naked lezzy mustard covered wrestling match. after i finish with teh wizard midget, leaving her satisfied, i high five the great one and head to the living room to watch a habs game and eat raman noodles. yeah that would totally kick ass

you forgot to mention a large dildo in your bathtub

building a time machine and then going back in time to stop myself from building the time machine. woah.

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Originally posted by Slylee since frenchie is banned, i'll post for her

Did you just make that up? Cold as ice.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.