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jupiterone
housin' guide

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
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| quote: | Originally posted by barbina
am i the only one who thinks its weird to be engaged at 19?
congrats either way
but holy eff you're too young.
edit. not too young for bjs of course, but for marriage. |
i like to think of engagement as crowd control for a man. all you're really doing is putting the idea of marriage on the table. now if you're a poor man, you probably don't have a classy table cloth, maybe one of those vinyl tableclothes
let's break it down:
tablecloth = you
engagement = the table
everything around you = her
sometimes, some shit can spill on your table, and ruin your tablecloth, stain it and make it hard to get out. being a poor man with a vinyl tablecloth, spilling wine ect on the surface won't do much because brawny is a husky mountain man that can get rid of any problem. let's break it down once again:
tablecloth = you
spill = a quarrel between you two
everything else, whatever caused the spill = her/you
reason it can be either one of you two is because what if you have sweaty palms? you know how you put your hands down on a vinyl tablecloth and the cloth will bond with your sweat and make it seem like jizz has dried the area between palm and cloth? basically, this means, you could have started this problem yourself by being a dumb ass
basically breaking your promise of marriage as a vinyl tablecloth is very simple, because you're not the most successful person, and throwing a vinyl tablecloth away is simple, you can always get a replacement at the dollar store
NOW if you use one of those classy ass "for special occasion" tableclothes that stains easy, on a daily basis, you're sorta fucked. 1, you've got a classy tablecloth because you're making decent bucks and have a steady job and career. 2, you've pampered her with goods, she won't let this shit slide easy. that stain is going to stay there, and you know much of a bitch getting a wine stain out of a tablecloth is. no one just throws a sick looking tablecloth out
tablecloth = you, with some money and a promise
stain = her bullshit on your canvas
table = your life, either you planned this out or you fucked up, but you're either hoping a: she cleans the table and brings it back to its pristine factory condition b: she says fuck it to the mess and just leaves
and i just blanked out. i'm high as a kite but this makes damn good sense to me
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Dec-29-2009 02:48
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djhaziel
Snake Charmer

Registered: Jan 2007
Location: San Francisco
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Dec-29-2009 03:08
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