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| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Well when you're in the business of soul-bartering, it simply pays to keep your expenses in control. If I conjure up too many infernal simulacrum, I run the chance of having one ally with the rest against me, bickering amongst themselves, etc.
One is enough to keep the census committees at bay while I work on my Great Project. Those little blighters don't leave a single scrap of evidence! |
You're missing a keystone in your approach to parenting, undoubtedly because you don't read the bible, which dictates that you must keep fundamentally equal factions pitted against each other while still beholden to you. Rule number one in my family is, "It pays to be a winner." Rule number two is, "Second place is the first loser." Of course, every now and again one camp gets three square meals a day for three days in a row and then you kind of have to switch up the teams by making the two best children of the winning team new team leaders of separate teams equally appropriated their share of winners and losers.
Mixing them up also keeps them from forming coherent bonds enough to rest power from the ultimate authority - the ever loving hand of God made evident on earth through me, His servant and prophet on earth.
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Now with extra singles!
my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012
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