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Originally posted by The17sss My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your cock any more appealing to the 12 year old girls.

Fixed.

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An uncut cock only looks weird when it's flaccid. And you don't fuck a flaccid cock, so who cares? Unless you don't wash it what's the problem?

if you turn a woman on, by the time you have your cock out she doesn't really care what it looks like.

solution: be a good lover and you can have the ugliest cock in the world but still get it sucked 100% of the time.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker I was going to try and write a funny post to speak to this but the way you've framed it is so utterly ridiculous that the joke kind of writes itself. It's like Woody Allen wrote a script based on a case study of a Freud Patient with mutilation issues masking an Apron Strings perversion with mommy.

what the fuck are you talking about

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Originally posted by The17sss I'm glad my parents had the doctor lop off the extra foreskin when I was a baby. Hell, I don't remember it. But I certainly do remember the countless times I've heard women laugh about uncircumcised dicks and talk about how nasty they look!

yeah because those same women would not bang an uncircumcised male right? lol

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Originally posted by The17sss My reading the map wrong doesn't make the turtleneck sweater on your cock any more appealing to the ladies.

what is this a fucking fashion contest? you got your fucking cock chopped buddy

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At times like these, I wonder whether some guys would rather stick their cock in a chick's ass or put it on display in an art gallery.

You have to wonder about a woman who can look at an uncircumsized cock and not have any effect on it. That is, if a guy's got his dick out in front of a chick and he's still flaccid, obviously the woman sucks, not the cock.

i get it now, obama must be uncut or something.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy i get it now, obama must be uncut or something.

pitch this to the media!

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

lol "pitch"

there there guys, it is still not too late..

http://www.google.ca/#hl=en&source=...bb734bc2f1147ae

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which reminds me of a funny story...i have only once had a woman be kind of iffy when it came to sex because of being uncut...it wasn't because of how it looked, but because she was jewish. I made her feel naive and stupid for her religious beliefs, and in the end she gave in.

I never called back afterward, and about a week later she came by the bar i was working at at the time to call me out for pumping and dumping. You should have seen her face when i told her the reason was i don't date jews.

cock in frock 1

kosher laws 0.

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