A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walked into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

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this joke is better told in person bc you would have the person ur telling the joke to answer a series of questions but goes like this...

are you familiar with the cartoon The Jetson's?? who doesn't know them, "yeaa"


cool, so whats the sons name? "elroy"

how about the daughters name? "Judy"

riight, what about the robot? "Rooosie"

yupp...what about the black person? usually they will become all confused all of a sudden and respond, "uhh there is no black guy."

i KNOW, isnt the future great!!

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...e d u bb z...

What's funnier than a dead baby?

















































A dead baby with a clown's nose

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Originally posted by netroM I found it much funnier when a friend told it the way I posted it.

Ya, I would laugh at that guy too for fucking up such an easy joke.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

They both have cockpits...

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

What do planes and mexicans have in common?

they smell like farts and are always high.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

How do you know that it's bed time at Michael Jackson's ranch?





When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

So there's a 3-story appartment building in Texas see...

And on the first floor of the building, only Mexicans live in the appartments.

On the second floor, only black people live there.

White people own all the appartments on the 3rd floor.

But one day, the building collapses, and everyone dies... Except for those who live on the top floor... Why?





























They were at work.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

Last edited by Spam on Jul-05-2011 at 23:52

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she immediately
dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.


As we lay there making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money"

What's the difference between a microwave and a Blackberry?


































A microwave does ping

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quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Excellent.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

2 monkeys are sitting in a bathtub

1 to the other: hoehoehaha

the second replied: "then, put in some cold water"







A lone cowboy is riding his horse in the desert. After a while an indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?"... the cowboy doesn't know what humatiki is and doesn't want to be killed so takes the first choice. The indian roughly takes him from behind!... the cowboy gets back on his horse and rides further into the desert. A second Indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?"... the cowboy surely doesn't want to die so again... humatiki... and the indian (even worse then before) roughly takes him from behind... with alot of pain in his ass, the cowboy gets back on his horse and into the desert again. A Third Indian makes him stop and says: "humatiki or dead?" ...the cowboy has enough of the rough anal sex and replies... ok kill me. the indian says.... but first humatiki!

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.