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Chapter 11
At that very moment Bas and Clovis started their set. Stu was instantly mesmerized and ignored both the drunk nerdy girl and me for basically the rest of the night.
"Oh, look at his funny face", he exclaimed, his eyes popping alternatingly. "That face is so chopable and hilarious, I shall carry around a picture of it wherever I go."
For all I know he actually did. For a moment I wondered why he had chosen Bas and not Clovis but then I noticed the latter's shirt, hat and moustache. At one point DJ Bas wanted to smoke but couldn't find his lighter, so Sushi rushed to the stage to help him out and light his cig, It was the gayest thing I've ever seen. So indeed Xeno's suggestion had not cured Stu of the gay, it had merely directed all of it towards Bas.
Meanwhile I decided to sit at the bar and get drunk. There was this lone guy next to me who looked depressed and downed one beer after the other, so after a while I asked him what was up.
"You wouldn't believe me", he said.
I encouraged him to try anyway and after taking a big mouthful he admitted: "My name is Alberto Falk. And I'm from the future."
"Yeah, right", I said. "Did you come in a De Lorean?"
"Actually no. It all started when a jet engine crashed into our house. Don't worry, in the future every plane has emergency parachutes for the passengers, so they can jump out, I guess nobody was hurt. I wasn't home at the time. And then I started having visions. Scary things, a guy in a huge Halloween costume talking to me."
"A costume", I asked. "You mean like a giant rabbit?"
"Yeah", Alberto said. "Only it wasn't a rabbit. I was a big red mouse head."
"So what did he say?"
"He said that the world is coming to an end. That Trance is dying and only I can stop it."
"Tell me about it."
"So you believe me?"
"No", I replied, "but it sounds entertaining."
"It all starts tomorrow. There's this big rave planned, with lost of DJs scheduled to play, Tiesto and Dave Dresden among others, but it will all go horribly wrong."
"How?"
"Tiesto for example. He is having a car accident just around this time. Don't worry, he won't die. But his personality will split, forming two distinct persons. One of them will still be named Tiesto, but it's the commercial Tiesto, he will hate Trance and only play retarded fart house and Hip-Hop influenced cheese. The other persona will call himself DJRYAN and inherit the love for Trance but unfortunately none of the intelligence. You can witness it all if you want. The whole tragedy."
"Of course I can. What do I have to do?"
"Go behind the parking space of this building. Everything will become clear there."
Since Sushi was still admiring Bas and I wanted to get rid of this guy I did so. It was dark but warm, with a fresh breeze blowing. Suddenly I jumped. A huge moose was standing in front of me, a flyer hanging from its mouth. I approaches carefully and took the flyer. It said:
Biggest rave ever being planed!
Greetings. My name is Casey. You can call me Moose. Over the past few weeks I have been planning on the how the biggest rave in the world could possibly happen. It takes place tomorrow and this is your invitation. More info at babyshitstinks(at)yahoo.com. Come and dance your ass off.
Last edited by Mike4Trance on Sep-29-2011 at 05:58
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The look on the guy's face. 
