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| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Well, that was even more horrific than I imagined. Although I now feeling amazing. |
I don't believe you... Or anyone who says running makes them feel better than someone diagnosed with acute depression. A recent status update on Facebook sums up my feelings quite well:| quote: | I don't get it when smug people work out and then brag they're feeling amazing.
Really? Are you mental? You're drenched in sweat, stinking more than a myopic skunk in heat trying to mate with a filthy university dorm-room dustbin - and you know how dirty dorms tend to be, so you couldn't be any more of a biological hazard not even if you swam in a pit full of sewage and toxic waste. Or, as the locals call it, Detroit.
Now, I've just come back from 2 hours at the gym and I want to kill myself if I don't wash and rinse every single inch of my body in the next couple of minutes. This, couch potatoes who subscribe to my feeds, is the truth. Don't let those liars fool you. |
It's my mission in life to let couch potatoes know that, no matter what, the only upshot of working out is looking good afterwards.
On this topic, I've ditched my car and I'm using a bicycle now to commute. Sometimes, when I'm about to reach my destination, I just wish a bus, a van, or a capybara could put an end to my misery (i.e. gave me a lift).
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