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Dear MAzz,

I feel too rude and sexual at the moment, sometime soon I may write you a sexy guide for sexy times.

Technaughty

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Dear Technaut, JP and Maaz,

I seek rude and sexy times. I enjoy necrophilia involving feces, urine and most other bodily fluids except saliva and am very much interested in your ongoing activities.

I will tell you my story, although I'm sure it is very familiar.

It all started with rude and sexy thoughts which I perceived as being "wrong" at the time. I tried as hard as I could to supress them but there came a time when I just couldn't anymore. My diary entries from this time are very dark and depressing. I felt haunted by unfullfilled desire. I came to the realization that I had to explore this side of myself. I began with the more elderly demographic as they are typically weak and very trusting. I eventually learned to accept these rude and sexy urges as a part of who I am. Now, I indulge quite frequently.

I would be most happy to meet with you and show you my scrapbook.

Love,
zara

Dear Zara,

I'm not as much experienced as JP, nor I can compare my knowledge to Technaut's wisdom. However, I'll be glad to exchange information about the sexy times I've had so far. I don't have much time now, but here are a few tips I want to share with you (and hopefully, JP and Technaughty will verify whether I'm doing fine or not):

a) Be cool: don't panic when holding a knife or a coffee machine. Both devices are very useful if you want to improve your sexy times, but the victim should not suspect about your true intentions, so you'll always keep the surprise factor for the right moment

b) Always carry some strawberry jam with you: it's a useful bait, plus, blood tastes better with it

c) Don't do anything to an unconscious person: tie your victim up and wait for her/him to wake up, so you'll both enjoy your nasty sexy times (don't be selfish, let the victim enjoy her/his last minutes breathing with as much pleasure as possible).

d) Remember, fire is your friend: before, during it and after (so the police won't find any evidence... remember to the rules of safe sexy times: always use with matches and gasoline! Sexy times are good, but if you don't take the precautions, it becomes very risky for you, and it totally ruins the vibe).

e) Giving some "e" to your victim may improve her/his performance when having the sexy times. Last year, I was spending my vacations in New York and I met a very cute girl. She was just 15 years old, she had blond hair, and blue eyes. Her parents loved her very much. And one night, she and her friends decided, they we're gonna go, to NYC. So, I met her in a party. We talked and danced for hours and hours, and we had a few drinks too. Then, I asked her if she wanted to go to my place, because I didn't want to be alone, and she said "yes". We got into a taxy and headed to the University dorms (I didn't have money to pay a decent hotel so I decided to stay there). So, she sat on my bed and I told her to take one pill... and she did. I dindn't have enough money to buy "e", so I gave her an aspirin and said that it was "xtc". For some reason, she freaked out and we had wonderful sexy times afterwards. In fact, I brought to Brazil a part of her leg, but my dog ate it last week Anyway, I guess you understood what you need "e" for

Hope to hear about your experiences (and I'm waiting for some feedback from JP and Technaughty),

Maaz

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omg omg O M G ! ! !

if this isnt the sickest post ever, i dont know which one is...

Yesterday I went to buy some batteries at the gasstation. Some girl had a flat tire so I stopped to steal her money.

After I raped her virgin ass and dumped the body in the canal, I set fire to her car. It was nice and warm. When I noticed the police was coming I hide myself behind a tree and masturbated. The blood that was still on my hands lubricated everything just fine.

I often dream about killing policemen. The risk of being caught turns me on. Last februari I got close, but they escaped. Next time I won't be wearing my mask.

Young boys scream when you torture them, did you know that? Especially skinny ones make terrifying sounds. It's fun inserting a knife into their skulls, I prefer rusty ones.

Tonight I will start taking pictures of my victims.

JP

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this thread is totally insane
LMAO

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Originally posted by Xo|oX omg omg O M G ! ! ! if this isnt the sickest post ever, i dont know which one is...

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Originally posted by AZ thats sick

This whole thread is insane, but everytime I post something, the next person says that I'm the sick one, that my post is the sickest, blah, blah

Am I the sickest here then? I always though JP and Technaught deserved the title

Woot, fame and glory I guess I can retire now

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Originally posted by Maaz This whole thread is insane, but everytime I post something, the next person says that I'm the sick one, that my post is the sickest, blah, blah Am I the sickest here then? I always though JP and Technaught deserved the title Woot, fame and glory I guess I can retire now

nah... not really... but since each post in this thread is a response to one earlier, it gets sort of accumulated :-P

8 hours since I last slaughered someone. Feeling hungry