Originally posted by planetaryplayer
ordering coffee for my girlfriend was a traumatizing experience. i don't drink coffee. it's either I'm retarded or every male ordering a coffee beverage is gay
It's not you, North American-style coffee is indeed very confusing. In Brazil it used to be very simple: milk was optional, third-degree burns and diabetes were obligatory
Then hipsters made it difficult for everyone.
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Apr-20-2022 16:49
Silky Johnson
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What is North American style coffee?
As far as I know how to differentiate coffee it comes down to brewing method. I would never think of what "North American" style could mean, unless you meant basic drip brewing.
Apr-20-2022 17:06
planetaryplayer
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Location: Pine Tree Valley
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It's not you, North American-style coffee is indeed very confusing. In Brazil it used to be very simple: milk was optional, third-degree burns and diabetes were obligatory
Then hipsters made it difficult for everyone.
'do you want regular milk?
-ill take cream if you have it
lattes are made with milk
- why did you ask me then?
incase you don't drink dairy'
ill take a beer plz
Apr-20-2022 17:08
Silky Johnson
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Lol. Well yeah, now you're talking about espresso based drinks. Cream in a latte? Yuck!
Apr-20-2022 17:51
Silky Johnson
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Btw I make my lattes at home with whiskey lol.
Apr-20-2022 17:58
planetaryplayer
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I’m never going to order anything at a coffee shop again
Apr-20-2022 20:40
Silky Johnson
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Apr-20-2022 20:58
JEO
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Don't feel too bad about it. I have a friend who can't figure Subway out, so when ever we go to one, someone else has to order for him. You know how to order at a Subway, right?
Apr-20-2022 21:25
planetaryplayer
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Where I’m from we have something called firehouse subs. Subway is dead to me
Apr-20-2022 23:11
JaredFogle
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Location: Subway. Eat Fresh.
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Originally posted by planetaryplayer
Subway is dead to me
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Apr-21-2022 01:27
Lira
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Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
What is North American style coffee?
I don't know what else to call it, but by that I mean coffee from chains like Starbucks and such, with a wide variety of drinks that would put most cafés to shame.
Jokes aside (I don't really find them that confusing, and I've come to pretty much run on Dunkin'), I see why the first couple of visits can be a bit overwhelming: it's still standard in Brazil to just choose how much milk you want (strong dripped coffee with sugar being the default), and fancy places would just have an espresso machine. It's not unusual to see someone unwittingly holding the queue because they're getting to know the menu
Personally, I still feel like a kid in a candy shop in one of these places because I vividly remember the first time I had iced coffee, as I was already in my late twenties. The first local Starbucks knock-offs started sprouting just last decade, with the real thing arriving in Brasilia only last year (Dunkin' arriving just two or three years earlier).
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Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Btw I make my lattes at home with whiskey lol.
Can't judge you here. I take my mocha with mint liquor.
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Apr-21-2022 11:41
Silky Johnson
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That sounds tasty af. I also like to froth Irish Cream liqueur in place of milk.
My husband used to be intimated by the Starbucks menu too, but then I bought an espresso machine for home, plus a nice high end bean grinder. Now he prefers espresso based drinks too, and can order any type of coffee anywhere lol.