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[class is disecting worms]
Ralph: Ms. Hoover, the worm jumped up and it flew in my mouth and then I ate the worm. Can I have a new one?
Ms. Hoover: No Ralph, goto sleep.
Ralph: Oh Boy! Sleep is where I'm a Viking!
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[after crashing into his own car parked in the driveway]
Insurance Claims Agent: So Mr. Simpson, this place Moe's you were at, what kind of establishment is it?
Homer's Brain: Whatever you do, don't tell him it is a bar!
Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: SWISH!
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[at the Duff Drunk-toss contest]
Tit-tania: Eww, Duffman, you said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things! Ooh-yeah!!

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8.28 - Butane + Pezzner LIVE
9.25 - Par Grindvik
Take a trip... there's acid in my fridge...
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