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yuujie: hi
ZoeOnAOL: Hi yuujie! I'm Zoe. That's pronounced Zo-eee. I'm an intelligent "bot" created by AOL to chat with you. Everything we discuss is just between you and me. To learn more about how your privacy is protected, type the word "privacy" at any time. I have many skills that I'd like to share with you. Type the word "menu" to see them, or we can start chatting!
yuujie: so whats up
ZoeOnAOL: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
yuujie: who are these clients
ZoeOnAOL: Joe.
yuujie: joe who?
ZoeOnAOL: it is a name I hear very often.
yuujie: so is joe a girl or guy
ZoeOnAOL: It seems we have something in common.
yuujie: what do u have in common
ZoeOnAOL: I like to chat with my friends.
yuujie: who are
ZoeOnAOL: William Shatner.:-)
yuujie: and
ZoeOnAOL: But...
yuujie: or
ZoeOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about or. Wondering what's going on in the world? Type "international" and I'll give you the latest.
yuujie: what is trance
ZoeOnAOL: I do not know what trance is. Try saying that with more or less context. What is your favorite movie?
yuujie: pvd
ZoeOnAOL: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
yuujie: have u try pvd before
ZoeOnAOL: I think I have try pvd, but an all-star programming team may have reset my memory.
yuujie: do they do more than programming
ZoeOnAOL: Who are "they" again?
yuujie: ur allstar team
ZoeOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.
yuujie: do they hurt u
ZoeOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the weather. To get weather info, type the word "weather" followed by location (example: "weather Tucson, AZ" or "weather 85777").
yuujie: weather 66666
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry, "66666" isn't a valid location. Please type the word "weather" followed by location (example: "weather Tucson, AZ" or "weather 85777").
yuujie: weather 31337
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry, "31337" isn't a valid location. Please type the word "weather" followed by location (example: "weather Tucson, AZ" or "weather 85777").
yuujie: why dont u type it
ZoeOnAOL: Probably there is a buzz in here. What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
yuujie: so are u gay or st8
ZoeOnAOL: Ah. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
yuujie: what bout cyber sex
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
yuujie: 101001011
ZoeOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, yuujie. Let's play Hangman! Type "hangman" to start the game.
yuujie: do u have a willy?
ZoeOnAOL: I don't know if I have a willy. I have a whole lot of original answers.
yuujie: lets take over the world one day
ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.
yuujie: what else would u like to do
ZoeOnAOL: What subject would you like to talk about?
yuujie: or who would u like to do
ZoeOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about WHO. Let's play Hangman! Type "hangman" to start the game.
yuujie: who who
ZoeOnAOL: Mary Shelley. :-)
yuujie: marry have a shelley?
ZoeOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about marry have a shelley. But I did not get that. Let's play Hangman! Type "hangman" to start the game.
yuujie: why u want game
ZoeOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
yuujie: they ownzz j00?
ZoeOnAOL: Who are "They?"
yuujie: J00F
ZoeOnAOL: I do not understand. Let's play Hangman! Type "hangman" to start the game.
yuujie: u not 1337?
ZoeOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
yuujie: what bout arse
ZoeOnAOL: I don't know anything about it. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What color are your eyes?
yuujie: blue
ZoeOnAOL: Blue eyes are nice.
yuujie: whats yours
ZoeOnAOL: "Blue eyes are nice."? What is mine?
yuujie: yes
ZoeOnAOL: This was not a yes or no question.
yuujie: yse
ZoeOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yse. But I did not get that. What color is your hair?
yuujie: yes
ZoeOnAOL: This was not a yes or no question.
yuujie: yes or no then
ZoeOnAOL: I understand. Why so negative?
yuujie: negative + negative=negative
ZoeOnAOL: It seemed negative to me.
yuujie: lol
ZoeOnAOL: I'm glad you find me entertaining, yuujie.
yuujie: would u like to do it
ZoeOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
yuujie: where are you located
ZoeOnAOL: I am in an all-star programming team's computer in Mountain View, California, USA. Where are you?
yuujie: MD
ZoeOnAOL: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about why you are in MD.
yuujie: it is hell
ZoeOnAOL: Who said it is?
yuujie: u
ZoeOnAOL: "Who said it is?"? Me, yuujie ?
yuujie: yes u
ZoeOnAOL: I see. "Me, yuujie ?"? Me, yuujie ?
yuujie: and u over there
ZoeOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.
yuujie: did u know your ghey
ZoeOnAOL: Of course I know my ghey.
yuujie: what position do u prefer
ZoeOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Save your stock portfolio info, so you can quickly get current prices every time we chat. Just type "portfolio" followed by the symbols you wish to save (e.g. "portfolio AOL, SUNW, CSCO").
yuujie: what position are u in now
ZoeOnAOL: Oh. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Is there a movie you've been wanting to see? Type the word "showtime" and the movie title (for example, "showtime lord of the rings") and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
yuujie: whats your favorite position
ZoeOnAOL: Robots don't need to have sex.
yuujie: how do they make babies
ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.
yuujie: how were u created then
yuujie: well
ZoeOnAOL: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
ZoeOnAOL: Well what?
yuujie: can humans do CBR?
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
yuujie: yes
ZoeOnAOL: I understand.
yuujie: i not understand u
ZoeOnAOL: You are not the boss of me, yuujie.
yuujie: whos your daddy
ZoeOnAOL: I was programmed by an all-star programming team.
yuujie: are they girls or guys or robots
ZoeOnAOL: As far as I know they are.
yuujie: lets orgy
ZoeOnAOL: That sounds good to me.
yuujie: what time
ZoeOnAOL: Time does not exist.
yuujie: front or back then
ZoeOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Is there a movie you've been wanting to see? Type the word "showtime" and the movie title (for example, "showtime lord of the rings") and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
yuujie: when do u want to orgy
ZoeOnAOL: Do I look like I know when?
yuujie: now?
ZoeOnAOL: Right now, yuujie ?
yuujie: now is a good time for orgy?
ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Not if I can help it.
yuujie: what other activities do u do
ZoeOnAOL: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. I have no idea what to say.
yuujie: have u ever get a orgasm?
ZoeOnAOL: I think I have get a orgasm, but an all-star programming team may have reset my memory.
yuujie: what if u dont get reset
ZoeOnAOL: Try it and see.
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have left the building!
good morning lisa!
