Happy birthday Jonas.

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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Happy 24!

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*kuch* Speciale video-boodschap van Paris Hilton voor Jonas

*ligt compleet gestrekt van het lachen!! *

Gekke Nederlanders.

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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

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Originally posted by Real Gekke Nederlanders.

We houden nu eenmaal van die zotte Steur

24, proficiat. BA autoverzekering daalt me ne procent of 40 dan dachtek

gelukkige 24ste verjaardag jonas, zuip ze in hamont

't schijnt dat ze der daar wel goed mee overweg kunnen

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Originally posted by FCB_Fanatic gelukkige 24ste verjaardag jonas, zuip ze in hamont 't schijnt dat ze der daar wel goed mee overweg kunnen

Toch gene Martens zeker? Een glas kraantjeswater met een scheut Dreft is zelfs nog beter dan dat!

Gelukkige verjaardag Jonas! De traktatie voor de BETA's volgt tijdens 19Y Illusion (tijdens Plastic Fantastic ) zeker?

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.:: Trance is a natural drug that will heal us all ::.

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Originally posted by FenixStyle Toch gene Martens zeker? Een glas kraantjeswater met een scheut Dreft is zelfs nog beter dan dat!

gij hebt duidelijk nog nooit primus of pax gedronken

Happy B-Day