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Ahoy mates, oy jus landed in the hahbah, I ear 'round deez parts you ain't so friendly to us mates from down unda, could i troubla ya for a quiyck cup a T? i ear ya got lots a gud tea on this ear island...
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Quite so, good sir, in this land a gentleman is preferred, but ladies are always accepted. We have some fine beverages for you to enjoy, although I am encumbored by the laborious nature of your speach.
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Yeah, man what's up with that boat, I've never seen something like that before, you guys must fuck each other on it or something...
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Yea, you ain't hearda a good ole' fashioned seaship vessel? What gives mayne, I reckon I could sink that there shit with these sling-shot stones in this hear pocket uh mine.
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For fucks sake folks let's just get the fuck on, this is seriously driving me insane.
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Que? Como? Estupido rapido americano juevos putos, me nombre es que lastimo!
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Ok, just stop guys, I am feeling super-uptight about where this is going
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Okay! I'll read the c0r novel.
