why don't we all take advice from this guy on women, laundry, and fashion




it is a fallacy in reasoning to deem anything ugly if you look like this

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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You know he did that on purpose though, right?

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Originally posted by squirrelly Again, he's COLORBLIND. He dresses himself just fine - he just double checks with me to make sure he didn't accidentally clash something. There are two piles of laundry. One that has 98% my clothes and 2% his (IF he dresses in anything other than his work clothes that week [ex we went to dinner or something]) and that basket I do. He does his own laundry for the rest though.

Oh I forgot you two live together

You win this round

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i think patrick would have a much harder time respecting me if he came home every day with the place looking like shit and the laundry piled up and me stoned lol

i enjoy cleaning and i like my place clean, so that's part of my "job" while i'm unemployed. when i was working, he helped out more but that's because there literally wasn't enough time for me to do it all. but now that i have the time, everything gets done and obviously he has no complaints.

and just because i like to clean and take care of him in a lot of ways, doesn't mean i'm a doormat or that he treats me like one. he totally appreciates the way i am. his mom never worked and stayed home and cooked and cleaned and babied him sorta but she also has a "dont fucking piss me off" side too that he repsects. i'm pretty much like that. i love doing things like that, but don't be a jerk about it or act like it's expected, or i'll most likely tell you to fuck off lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie You know he did that on purpose though, right?

she doesn't understand

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Originally posted by Slylee and just because i like to clean and take care of him in a lot of ways, doesn't mean i'm a doormat or that he treats me like one.

Psh, nobody insinuated that you fuckin' psycho.




Also, totally keep forgetting about the no-job thing...mah bad!

it doesn't matter
i don't like him atm

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by jennypie Psh, nobody insinuated that you fuckin' psycho. Also, totally keep forgetting about the no-job thing...mah bad!

well you were saying like no guy wants their gf to do his laundry like his mom did but i disagree. most men seek out qualities in women that their mom's have. i fucking love his mom to death and he loves his mom a lot too. he has a great relationship with her, it really made me fall for him even more when i flew his mom in for xmas and got to see how they are together.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie Despite what you girls might think, men don't want another mother, lol. Make him do his own goddamn laundry.

There is one thing I hate doing most of all. Laundry. If I didn't have to do that for the rest of my life, I would be happy.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I agree...but I also think that men don't want another mother.

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Originally posted by bas Oh I forgot you two live together You win this round

I clean everything else though. Except the bathroom. I HATE cleaning the bathroom. So I'll clean every single other spot in the house, but he does the bathroom for me

And ps on the shopping thing, he literally works 14 hrs a day (or more) 6-7 days a week, so on the one day off he def does not want to fight with ppl at the mall, so he'll give me a couple hundred $ and I'll go for him (and he gives me $ for me to shop for myself, too! BONUS! )

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