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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

You just stepped way over the line that stuff isn't even funny and doesn't have a place here. Hope the girls on this board don't see your post.

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I thought about posting that junk, but it really has no place here..... Pretty messed up if you ask me.

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Originally posted by igottaknow You just stepped way over the line that stuff isn't even funny and doesn't have a place here. Hope the girls on this board don't see your post.

Haha I thought it was pretty funny ... geez what's with everyone being so sensitive? Now if he was actually describing his experiences practicing these moves that's a different story altogether.

At any rate my fav is the shocker(who doesn't like the shocker?)!

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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

please dont tell me u go to stanford

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yay for the anal! Maybe one day

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these posts are hillarious! a must read for any anal enthusiast!

as for me, hmm..not, yet

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Originally posted by waXology well you know what they say "If the river runs read, take the dirt track"

omfgggggggg i die!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by djSlain cleveland steamer? isn't that where u shit on a girls breasts and then "titty fuck" her? donkey punch, of course, best out there. fuck a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling. felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out. dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get shit on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the shit on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of shit. ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

thats disgusting. i feel like i need a shower now after reading that. after reading all of your depression threads, i had a lot of respect for you, but that was just tasteless. this thread is about anal sex, not about the most degrading things you can do to a woman.

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Originally posted by djSlain ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket.

Holy shit, that is soooooooooooo gross. I can't believe you even know that. Like, i'm really scared right now. people fuckin do that? AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roflmao

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best thread ever

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