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| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If you were to die of something, that would be of exhaustion: I mean, how the hell do you find time for about one thousand one hundred and forty seven women and a dildo? |
maybe because i exaggerated slightly 
lets see, i used to get laid about once a week starting at around age 13... age 15 started to look more like twice a week, i guess i was the most promiscuous at around 17 with 2-3 per week, then at the army i was monogamous with one girl for 2 and a half years, but we had quickies almost every day, from then on it was about once a week with the same girl and occassionally her friends... so like 1.3 per week, and the last year i've seen a lot more of her friends than her cause she started going to the university. lets calculate:
13->15 = 104 weeks, ~104 sexorz
15->17 = 104 weeks x 2, ~208 sexorz
17->18 = 52 weeks x 2.5 = ~130 sexorz
18->20 = 104 weeks x 5.5 = ~572 sexorz
20->21 = 52 weeks x 1.3 = ~70 sexorz
to a grand total of ~1084... literally fucking hell, what the fuck!
i guess you weren't too far off the mark after all
as for the dildo, i don't remember which month i got it, but i use it about 3-4 times a week lol

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