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Things that I love:
1. I love the term 'soap opera' because the acting stinks
2. I love that spiders don't sh*t themselves when they see other spiders
3. I love that bananas are always bent but apparently don't get the munchees or smoke other bananas
4. I love thut Nutella is just chocolate disguised as health food so kids get fat and die
5. I love that dumb people are the ones who always make the 'nobody loves a smartass' call
6. I love that a circular table that spins in a Chinese restaurant is referred to as 'Susan' who's a lazy b*tch
7. I love that a 'Santa Claus' is jolly fat bogan in a red suit and not a condition in a book that's designed to f*ck you out of money
8. I love that bank robbery is a jailable offense while the bank takes our money to make more money by stealing it
9. I love that Dr Harry Cooper loves animals and not children
10. I love that Zebra's have no camoflage whatsoever from brown or green grass
11. I love that Ghandi had a billion people follow him just by being a starving old c*nt with a f*cking stick
12. I love that Mumma Cass died by being unable to swallow a sandwich and not a bucket of fried chicken
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COMING UP:
Fucken heaps of mad shit!
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