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Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Simpsons rules!!

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Homer: "Now you kids be good, we'll bring back dinner."
Bart: "What are we having"
Homer: "Well that depends on what the teachers say...if you've been good...pizza. If you've been bad...uh...poison."
Lisa: "What if one of us has been bad and one of us has been good?"
Bart: "Poisoned pizza "
Homer: "Oh no I'm not makin two stops!"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Dead Groundskeeper Willie: "You'll pay for this... WITH YOUR CHILDREN'S BLOOD!!"
Wiggum: "Oh right... How are you gonna get 'em? Skeleton power?"

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Glad to see this thread back

When The Simpsons become The Thompsons...


Agent: "Now, when I say, 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."
Homer: "No problem."
Agent (stamping on Homer's foot): "Hello, Mr. Thompson!"
Homer (whispers to other agent): "I think he's talking to you..."


...and from the episode where Marge has forced the family to go vegetarian...


Homer: "Ohh.. How come the dog gets to eat meat?"
Marge: "Homer, that dog food's mostly made out of snouts and entrails."
Homer(drooling): "Mmmmmm... snouts."

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

"The fingers you have used to dial........are too fat"


"It says here Mr Simpson that you once picked up a dog by the hind legs, and wheeled it around like a wheelbarrow."

Homer playing golf with Burns and hits it into a sandtrap.

Burns: Use an opend faced club... the sandwedge!
Homer: Mmmmm.. open faced club sandwhich...

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"Steak!"

anyone know that one? I love it. Marge is asking homer what he wants for tea and he just keeps interrupting. Even when shes says they can't afford it... STEAK!

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Homer: If I could just say a few words.... I'd be a better public speaker.
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Also when Homer & Bart are stealing the grease & homer meets Willy.

Willie: What are you doing here?
Homer: We're foreign exchange students.
Willie: What country?
Homer: Scotland
Willie: No kidding, I'm from Scotland. What town?
Homer: Uhhh.....North.....Kilt.....Town?
Willie: No Kidding, I'm from North Kilt-town, remember Angus McCloud?
Homer: Wait a minute? There is no Angus McCloud in North Kilt-town, You're really not from Scotland at all!

LMAO!!!

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I love all the subtle food references where Homer goes:

mmmmmmmm.....[insert name of "food"].....

mmmm... free goo

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http://imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes

That should give u a lifetime supply of Simpsons quotes! Enjoy...i know i did

Snake:
*looks at his stolen VCR* "Oh no, Beta."

"I'm taking this thing to Mexico."

When "The Leader" comes to springfield
The leader's brothers: Hello Homer. Would you like to come to see a video about how the leader will take us to the planet Blisstonia?
Homer: Will there be beer?
The leader's brothers: What would you rather have: beer or eternal happiness?
Homer: What kind of beer?

Homer (holding a tub of ice cream): Marge, where's that metal dealy... for digging...?
Marge: You mean a spoon?

Homer(on Laddie):Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday.

Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
Homer: Over there. [points to burning police station]
Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog... uh... in, no... is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.

Loudspeaker in Kwik-E-Mart: SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!

Soap Opera
Blonde Chick: Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
Father McGrath(looking disheveled and using a funny voice): I WAS!

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Last edited by Radagast on Aug-26-2004 at 01:49