Originally posted by blazed it
it's all about stretching, your big muscles like your hams or quads to get the blood away from your pen0r. this works great but it might look weird while you're doing athletic stretches in the office.
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Brilliant! But imagine stretching with a boner.
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Aug-05-2004 19:30
Boomer187
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quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Brilliant! But imagine stretching with a boner.
thats what I am thinking.
and Im not in an office. I am in a casino cleaning chairs. So I see all these wierd drunk people outside....
Imagine walking by a resturaunt drunk, and seeing some dude stretching with a ragin boner. but it is another good idea.
and I thought I was gonna see a pictar with a sock when I scrolled down.
Aug-05-2004 20:26
placebo
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Just think of robin williams on the toilet eating a bucket of chicken
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Aug-05-2004 21:08
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Originally posted by placebo
Just think of robin williams on the toilet eating a bucket of chicken
not helping
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Aug-05-2004 21:12
Boomer187
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So it happened again this morning. real early morning.
I tried stretches, that made it so much worse. hehe, talk about teh uber |33t ragin Br0ner
so I went to plan b. ze tuck. it looked rediculous,....
but then I had to carry a heavy chair, and while I was carring the chair....it went away. Just like that, and it never returned.
so maybe more blood flow is the answer, its just that stretching des not cause enough of it. maybe I should do jumping jacks next time eh.
Aug-06-2004 15:39
ShadoWolf
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quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
So it happened again this morning. real early morning.
I tried stretches, that made it so much worse. hehe, talk about teh uber |33t ragin Br0ner
so I went to plan b. ze tuck. it looked rediculous,....
but then I had to carry a heavy chair, and while I was carring the chair....it went away. Just like that, and it never returned.
so maybe more blood flow is the answer, its just that stretching des not cause enough of it. maybe I should do jumping jacks next time eh.
masturbate more often
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Aug-06-2004 15:43
Boomer187
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quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
masturbate more often
im maxed out.
Aug-06-2004 15:49
euphoria
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Location: New York
Re: Raging Boner
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
So like practically every night I work at one point I get this raging boner for like 10 minutes.
and Im all like, dude go away, and he's all like, hell no, and Im all like WTF do you want, and he's all like, I don't care. So I am left there, with this raging boner.
Its all good to have one when your at home n stuff, but like when your working with people, that thing is 'hard' to hide.
So WTF do you guys do when you get one?
.....and road boners count too. I used to get those when I worked early mornings on the ride to a job site.
I once heard that if u keep squeezing your pelvic muscle or yawn alot it will go away. But dont know if its true since I dont have one.
I have heard of female doctors "flicking" a raging boner ni a specific spot and it going down instantly.
I think it's an urban legend.
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Aug-06-2004 16:25
UWM
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quote:
Originally posted by ShadoWolf
I have heard of female doctors "flicking" a raging boner ni a specific spot and it going down instantly.
I think it's an urban legend.
I don't know if it would be worth the pain. Flicking a boner sounds like it wouldn't feel so good, maybe that's why it goes away.
Aug-06-2004 16:28
Boomer187
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Originally posted by UWM
I don't know if it would be worth the pain. Flicking a boner sounds like it wouldn't feel so good, maybe that's why it goes away.
no pain no gain panzy
Aug-06-2004 16:29
UWM
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Location: Here
I'd rather keep the pain away from the genitals, kthnx.