Hey man, atleast people are writing something about you.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Slylee

Slylee looks good
she spends time at the gym
she knows not what she should
when things come to him

her highschool man flexed
putting Slylee a swoon
far too under sexed
she'd give up the poon

too bad that he's not
of age for this girl
slylee's left caught
her head in a twirl

poor slylee's sad
at home all alone
her luck is true bad
a dog without bone

lonely she'll stay
at home she will sit
however i say
i'd hit that shit

Last edited by Floorfiller on Aug-25-2004 at 01:53

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Originally posted by Floorfiller Slylee Slylee looks good she spends time at the gym she knows not what she should when things come to him her highschool man flexed putting Slylee a swoon far too under sexed she'd give up the poon too bad that he's not of age for this girl slylee's left caught her head in a twirl poor slylee's sad at home all alone her luck is true bad a dog without bone lonely she'll stay at home she will sit however i say i'd hit that shit

Nice 1

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Last edited by Clovis on Aug-25-2004 at 01:58

my love is a leaf
torn as by a first gentle lover,
from the branch.

Tumbling, wumbling,
Summer Salting,
she shimmies through the bright afternoon,
whirling past a world of
wearily falling sheets
of rain and
maybe a feather or two float by.

Soon, she will plunge
into a puddle…
concentricting ripples
of her love.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller Slylee Slylee looks good she spends time at the gym she knows not what she should when things come to him her highschool man flexed putting Slylee a swoon far too under sexed she'd give up the poon too bad that he's not of age for this girl slylee's left caught her head in a twirl poor slylee's sad at home all alone her luck is true bad a dog without bone lonely she'll stay at home she will sit however i say i'd hit that shit

Hahah! She'll like this one.

ok i'm avoiding homework so i'm doing another one real quick hehee...i got a little carried away with this one hahaha

Theresa

Theresa my dear
there's not much to say
i wish you were here
you are teh sexay

I love when we chat
you sent me a pic
i play'd with my bat
that's code for my dick

i can't wait to meet you
canada should be fun
i know just how to greet you
a good smack on the bum

then when its late
and we are both drunk
you'll be my date
and i'll be your hunk

the hotel will be
the end of the line
others will want thee
but you'll be all mine

you'll undo my belt
and i your shirt
in my hands you'll melt
and up goes your skirt

don't worry Ms. Breen
it won't take too long
now you have seen
i have a small schlong

all joking aside
you are a great lady
you're my intraweb pride
my intraweb baby

i'll see you that day
try not to forget
speechless i'll stay
after time we first met


awwwwwwwwwww

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Originally posted by Floorfiller awwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwww indeed.

(apart from the whacking off part, you sick bastard. )

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by Fundamental Awwwwwwwww indeed. (apart from the whacking off part, you sick bastard. )

i thought that gave it something special

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i thought that gave it something special

Something straight from the er... heart?

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i thought that gave it something special

Yeah...that intarweb perverted spice...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

The stinky dangle

I met this dangle once
It was like a golden egg
It glistened in the room with no window
& dangled by my head

I grabbed the dangle
& let it dingled in the air
It dangled & dingled & buzzed & made a sharp hissing thud
& my mechanical heart started to care

The dangle took over my life
I became tormented by it
It rangled up my potatoes & gravy
& my fish is now swimming upside down

It's time to kill the dangle
it gives me the shits
The thing is like a bottle of crap
that stinks under my armpits

so I stomped on it & now my shoe smells
It smells like a dingle dangle
smell my dangle
smell the beautiful dangle......

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trancebrat & terry

trancebrat & terry
are the perfect pair
she likes them hairy
and he doesn't stare

the distance was long
but soon in the past
terry's new song
spells love that will last

one problem for amber
is that she can't sleep
can you really blame her
terry keeps bonking that sheep

tis a crazy habit
this ol' belgain enjoys
he bonks like a rabbit
even with boys

ok that was a funny
just between you and me
amber is terry's honey
eternal unity