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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch speaking of moms ... your mom just finished me off while your dad was videotaping. she was good, but was disappointing, because she didn't swallow. i guess it runs in the family.

wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?


oh wait a minute, you couldn't have, because that's the oldest one in the book.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? oh wait a minute, you couldn't have, because that's the oldest one in the book.

got quite the temper today, eh ?
sand in your vagina making you feel uneasy ?
that's ok .. we all have the tendencies to have sand in our vaginas ...

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

This thread should be bumped at least once every year.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

1) family and friends
2) music
3) food

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by francetuckers Pathetic, you have an entire world to be thankful for and all you can come with are a few mentions of music, drugs and this forum. rich sheltered americans. and regardless of your monetary income in relation to the rest of the american society; your minimum wage paycheck would feed at least 10 people for a week in a third world country. what exactly are you thankful for? what i see is that you are thankful to live this bourgoise lifestyle, doing what you wish whenever you wish, just because you can and need to fear no reprisal for your actions. all the while your country destroys families and homes in the name of freedom. what a great time to celebrate and to be alive.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Just brilliant.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I laughed at that post this time last year, and now i'm going to laugh at it again. Fucking awesome.

For the third time in 3 years I am going to laugh at this again:

wtf is Thanksgiving? Louzy Americans always gotta have something special

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Originally posted by mellow_head wtf is Thanksgiving? Louzy Americans always gotta have something special

What about you and your fucking waffles?!

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Happy gobble gobble - from CANADA!

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

And everyone quit your bitching and enjoy these made-up holidays to give Americans the excuse to stuff our faces some more. Fckn right, wootwoot.

P.S.
I'm thankful for
1. Automated everything
2. Automatic everything
3. and Staple removers

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Originally posted by francetuckers Pathetic, you have an entire world to be thankful for and all you can come with are a few mentions of music, drugs and this forum. rich sheltered americans. and regardless of your monetary income in relation to the rest of the american society; your minimum wage paycheck would feed at least 10 people for a week in a third world country. what exactly are you thankful for? what i see is that you are thankful to live this bourgoise lifestyle, doing what you wish whenever you wish, just because you can and need to fear no reprisal for your actions. all the while your country destroys families and homes in the name of freedom. what a great time to celebrate and to be alive.

thats a great fucking post. love your name too

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