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Originally posted by D-res wish granted... unfortunately you're about 85 years old now too. you ended up working at mcdonalds to pay for medicare but got fired when you took an uncontrollable shit in the deep fryer i wish i had a 6 pack (abs)

Granted: Teh penor muscle moves up to your stomach & now you cant get a bon3r


I wish my girl would put out more

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I wish my girl would put out more

Granted...she evolves into a hyper-species that has her period every 2 1/2 days....Have fun!!!


I wish I had an HDTV set.

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"I'd like to buy a techno song."

ok!

sadly though, the HDTV set you bought was made by kids in a sweat shop in china. in a few years time, they'll all be martial arts masters and come and kick you ass...


i wish i could make millions on ebay

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Originally posted by D-res i wish i could make millions on ebay

Granted....but unfortunately, you got conned by a couple from Arkansas and replied to a bogus email with your password and bank information....you are now broke.


I wish I could be a lumber jack....leaping from tree to tree in the giant Redwoods of British Columbia!!!

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"I'd like to buy a techno song."

cool! BUUUUT.... now you're a redneck living in the middle of nowhere. no trance. no friends or family. eating squirells for dinner....


i wish i was a better DJ

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Originally posted by D-res cool! BUUUUT.... now you're a redneck living in the middle of nowhere. no trance. no friends or family. eating squirells for dinner.... i wish i was a better DJ

Granted. DJ stands for Dog Jabber

I wish to go skydiving

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted. DJ stands for Dog Jabber I wish to go skydiving

granted, but you forget your parachute

I wish I could kill someone and get away with it

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you forget your parachute I wish I could kill someone and get away with it

Granted, you kill a random person in a bar and try to get away whit the corpse... The police catch you and you go to jail, ending up in the same cage as Bubba, wich you became boyfriend with.

I wish I knew proper english

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, you kill a random person in a bar and try to get away whit the corpse... The police catch you and you go to jail, ending up in the same cage as Bubba, wich you became boyfriend with. I wish I knew proper english

Granted, but everyone is so stupid around you that no one understands you and everyone laughs at you

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Granted, but everyone is so stupid around you that no one understands you and everyone laughs at you

Well, that wouldn't make a lot of difference...

You should post a wish.

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, you kill a random person in a bar and try to get away whit the corpse... The police catch you and you go to jail, ending up in the same cage as Bubba, wich you became boyfriend with. I wish I knew proper english

Granted but everyone else starts speaking pigmy.

I wish I got every woman on earth pregnant.

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Originally posted by Aristronica Granted but everyone else starts speaking pigmy. I wish I got every woman on earth pregnant.

granted, but your sperm carries a disease and all the women die!

i wish I had an unlimited supply of Coke to drink