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i don't know about anyone else, but i think it's normal to be somewhat sexually reserved when you first start dating someone. it doesn't necessarily mean that a girl is insecure about her body just because the first time you have sex, she doesn't do reverse cowgirl style with all the lights on. usually the first few times, you need to feel the other person out (no pun intended ) and then once you guys are familiar with each other's bodies and likes and dislikes, then the fun begins. that's just me though. if your girlfriend is still just lying there during sex after you've been together for a while, then she sucks!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you should just bust out one day and be like... "your pussies too loose"

nah i'm holding out for the perfect moment to spring "it smells like vagina"

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Originally posted by Slylee i don't know about anyone else, but i think it's normal to be somewhat sexually reserved when you first start dating someone. it doesn't necessarily mean that a girl is insecure about her body just because the first time you have sex, she doesn't do reverse cowgirl style with all the lights on. usually the first few times, you need to feel the other person out (no pun intended ) and then once you guys are familiar with each other's bodies and likes and dislikes, then the fun begins. that's just me though. if your girlfriend is still just lying there during sex after you've been together for a while, then she sucks!

F that. The best time to be completely unabashed with your sexual behaviour is with randoms. When else can you try naughty shit and not care if the other person isn't down with it!?

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Originally posted by igottaknow Hey at least we don't get silicone implants to improve our self esteem.

they do have penial enlargement operations

I guess GOOD sex depends on the person. Most guys would say good sex lasts about 3 minutes just enough to get the guy to Cum then they roll over and go to sleep

Either that or I have just been with the wrong guys LOL

Any way sex is always good when you have it with yourself

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Originally posted by jonze234 they do have penial enlargement operations

Yes they do but .... you guessed it pretty freakin painful

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Originally posted by tekn0fairy I guess GOOD sex depends on the person. Most guys would say good sex lasts about 3 minutes just enough to get the guy to Cum then they roll over and go to sleep Either that or I have just been with the wrong guys LOL Any way sex is always good when you have it with yourself

You have been with the wrong guys.

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Originally posted by tekn0fairy I guess GOOD sex depends on the person. Most guys would say good sex lasts about 3 minutes just enough to get the guy to Cum then they roll over and go to sleep Either that or I have just been with the wrong guys LOL Any way sex is always good when you have it with yourself

You've been with the wrong guys. By far.

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Originally posted by NiteMer You have been with the wrong guys.

am i detecting an offer in your post

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Originally posted by jonze234 they do have penial enlargement operations

i was alluding to that far fewer men have penis enlargements than women have breast implants thus we are superior to women and less insecure

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