quote:

Originally posted by {b.s.e.} that wouldn't kill Mr. T

true..


but then again, nothing can kill Mr. T anyways..

death by banana

Having a wild chimp rip off your nuts at a birthday party.
...recent story.


[[[smoke]]]

Armin van Buuren - Sunburn (Extended Mix)

choose one.

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russian roulette

cancer

sandwiched between a truck and a brick wall

falling on an icepick with your eye

kicked by a horse in the head

gored by a bull in the throat

drowning in quicksand

crushed by the stacks of the last 20 years newspapers you've been
hording obsessively in your basement, making a maze.. when it all goes terribly wrong.

death by chocolate.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

overdosing on viagra

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Soundcloud

Death by nipple poke it teh eye





aaawwe I kill you with nipple poke grasshopper! hiy-yaa!

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losing your head via piano wire stretched conveniently across the road as you drive at 110MP/h on your motocycle.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

quote:

Originally posted by Shudder overdosing on viagra

Cue the "couldn't get the coffin lid down" joke...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Playing duck duck Goose with a Hammer...

quote:

Originally posted by Party Monster I can imagine being tied up and being forced to spend time with you would be even worse. Oh, the horror! My brain would collapse from all the 'nb4dalock' and stupid red capital text, not to mention the pathetic attempts to hit on 13 year olds when you're in your late 20s!

I'm sorry. Who the fuck are you?

Party Monster.

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Talk about adding insult to injury! At least I found out that there is cable TV here."