I had a menage with your mom and sister

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Originally posted by DawnKeebals I had a menage with your mom and sister

you must have pretty low standards

and so must they.



so must they.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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Originally posted by DawnKeebals I had a menage with your mom and sister

you helped my mom and my sister with housekeeping???

thank you...

i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.

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lol though

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.

jay that was sooo wrong

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller jay that was sooo wrong

+1

Lol!!!


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Originally posted by Slylee i dunno, most guys i know who are totally "guy" and straight dont even THINK of joking like that...that's funny.

Thats because america is all like, hey I'm going to go home to my gay looking yuppie condo, and watch gay sit com starring bad gay stereotype guy, and then I'm going to tune into gay reality show, chalk full of rednecks working together with more bad gay stereotypish gays! Hey, and then I'll hit up the internet, and post about how metrosexual I am, metrosexual meaning that I want to be just like those gay stereotype people, but I dont want to be gay, but theres nothing wrong with that, because I'm not some fucking george bush voting ipod buying redneck christian hick who doesnt like gays, I'm all for gay marriage, I'm totally into all that stuff.

But then once they are out in public, shit if anybody mistakes them for being gay its "oh now way I aint no fag, I'm all about the poon dude" "oh look at that guy he looks like such a fag" "man this is gay."

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.

D:

...I'd still hit it.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i was fucking this girl once... and after about 30 seconds i started hammering her, a further minute later she was like 'ow oww it hurts it hurts.... so i stopped, slapped a bit of KY on, and preceeded the hammer away again, about another half a minute or so later she started screaming in pain again... so i stops.. smothers both me and her in KY again, and got down to sum serious action pumpo.. yet another 2 minutes later, shes like ooowwwww owwww stop stop i cant take it, its excruciating!!... i sed excruciating?... thats a big word for a 5 year old.

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