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Originally posted by Mr. Pink speaking of punching yourself in the nuts...... One night i was extremely high with one of my pals. We just came back from smoking in the university's theatre. so it's midnight, we're walking back to our dorms. We go up this trail that cuts through the woods and we see some one. So my friend starts to get paranoid. "omg, some one is coming. Im so high!!!!" and im like "chill man, just act normal" so i decided to act completely abnormal once i said that. I started doing this weird windmill walk, flailing my arms in circles whilst sayin "actin normal.....oh yeah...actin normal" and as the dude is approaching us, one of my windmill motions got a little too close to my balls, in fact, i decked myself right in the sack. so i fall to the floor in pain and scream "NOT NORMAL!!!!!" while my friend starts to jog quickly away from me sayin "normal normal normal" and im lying on the floor screaming for help. meanwhile, this dude is completely freakin out, and jets. good times in college

That would look good printed on the back of a t-shirt...



...would you mind if I did that

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Originally posted by willson That would look good printed on the back of a t-shirt... ...would you mind if I did that

lol, the whole story?

go for it, if it becomes a famous story, i get full credit and award you 15% of all profits for making the innitial shirt.

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher I was pulling a package of cookies out of the cupboard, and it slipped out of my hand. I have pretty quick reflexes, so on an impulse I made the swipe to catch it before it hit the ground. I missed the bag... and punched myself in the bag instead. You have no idea how much it hurts to punch yourself in the junk. I hit the floor, holding my own cookies while laying in a pile of broken ones. My mother, who saw the whole thing from the living room, laughed her ass off for a good five minutes.

hahah that was funny!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink lol, the whole story? go for it, if it becomes a famous story, i get full credit and award you 15% of all profits for making the innitial shirt.

cool,I shall see what I can do, I think we may be onto something here, I shall keep you posted on my thoughts pinky

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Originally posted by willson cool,I shall see what I can do, I think we may be onto something here, I shall keep you posted on my thoughts pinky

sounds good to me, brotha

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so me and my mates get kinda violent when we're drunk. this one time I went to punch my mate in the arm, and he turned so I ended up punching him on his chest where his heart is...he proceeded to whip a full 1 liter bottle of soda at me, which hit me in the manhood. OMFG did that hurt ... I fell to the ground instantly, couldn't breathe, couldn't see, tears coming from my eyes...I couldn't even stand up or walk. It was awful, hurt for days. I almost started wearing a cup when we all went out...

so long story short, I know your pain !

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there is a great saying.. he who puncheth himselfeth in the nutteth...

is gay

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 there is a great saying.. he who puncheth himselfeth in the nutteth... is gay

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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