Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
the little blue robot always wins, especially when he has his flying robot dog with him and his girlfriend with a vaccuum for a hand.
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Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Aug-16-2005 19:08
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
people in the 80's could only move side to side.
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Originally posted by lucid
pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.
Aug-16-2005 19:22
Fundamental
Still Alive in '25
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Scotland
quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
people in the 80's could only move side to side.
Similarly alien invasions attack in a pattern giving the defender a longer time to survive.
You can walk into houses and take whatever you find without getting arrested.
Guards enjoy standing next to explosive barrels.
It's possible to jump and then jump again while in mid air.
Wearing a bandana while firing a weapon will ensure you never run out of ammunition.
If your village burns down you must begin an epic quest to kill the arsonist.
People often paint doors onto walls to make scenery look more interesting.
Keys are always coloured the same as the door that they open.
Vehicles never run out of fuel.
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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."
Aug-16-2005 19:38
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
Just say "glittering prizes"
Free money!
Aug-16-2005 20:14
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Carmen Sandiago is somewhere in the World or in Time. Just make sure you have a warrant for her arrest or she'll get away.
Aug-16-2005 20:20
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
Number Crunchers exist, they live in Venezuela. Make sure you know your mathematics so you can crush them.
Aug-16-2005 20:22
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
If you ever are faced with a problem, just do the most unlogical thing and it'll work (Monkey Island)
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Aug-16-2005 22:39
verndogs
GET THE TANK!
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Sports Discussion Forum - NYC
you can bitch slap people to death
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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot
Aug-16-2005 22:45
Fundamental
Still Alive in '25
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Scotland
quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
If you ever are faced with a problem, just do the most unlogical thing and it'll work (Monkey Island)
...and pick up everything you possibly can!
Use Rubber Chicken on Lock. Nope? Damn!
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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."
Aug-17-2005 01:38
Viber
In Search Of Unicorns
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: City, Country format
-If you Kill 10 police officers and then wear a diffrent hat the police will leave you alone.
-you can jump with a pcj motorcycle as high as 40 Feets as long as you ride into a right tilted pcj.