this is why long distance relationships don't work. your better off this came out right away, instead of goin tru a protracted bitchy relationship. holding grudges and suspicions against one another. "i came up last weekend it was your turn to visit me... blah blah blah" this dude is acting like a girl, blowing hot and cold. good riddens

long distance? what the fuck?? i'm 35 minutes away! and i'm moving to miami soon! he couldn't just fucking wait it out!?


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i fucking hate everything today. thank god i get paid tomorrow and i'm getting my hair done and going to happy hour in south beach with my single girlfriend..i'm gonna get at least 3 phone numbers this weekend. i'm going to stick to my original plan which was to play the field and be single. fucking stupid ass craig had to make me like him just so he can be like "oh nevermind, i need more than just weekends. i know i acted like a little puppy dog in love and lead you on and i know i bought you gifts and slept with you and called you beautiful every 2 fucking seconds, but umm NEVERMIND"

i was totally sketchy in the beginning too and tried to talk myself out of him, but i didn't want to risk losing the guy who i thought might finally be a normal sweet guy who will treat me right...

i'm going to have a bonfire tonight and burn that book and stupid top he bought me. i didn't like it anyway it was tacky.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

why is it that spontaneous romantic things never work :/...that shit always works in the movies, but everytime i've done it...big time sucks...

well...you tried slylee. this craig guy obviously has some growing up to do based on what you were telling me the other night so in the long run...you're probably better off, even though at the moment it hurts ya know?

yea i know right? hollywood...


thanks for listening to me go on a rampage last night. hahaha


great first phone impression



*ring*

me: "HE DUMPED ME! BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA... oh and hi jason"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee *ring* me: "HE DUMPED ME! BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA... oh and hi jason"

hahahaha...yeah that was pretty funny


but clearly you could tell what a rugged macho stud i am from talking to me...

So Jamie if Craig calls you back and says he changed his mind what are you going to do?

riiight...and i sounded like a calm normal person.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by igottaknow So Jamie if Craig calls you back and says he changed his mind what are you going to do?

who knows...if he is going to do that, it better be soon, or i will have moved on and won't want to risk starting all over again and getting hurt.


i'm like a starfish...u cut off my leg and it grows right back!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee my single girlfriend..i'm gonna get at least 3 phone numbers this weekend. i'm going to stick

man for some reason I read the rest of that sentence as "get weiners stuffed in me"

I thought you were going out for sex revenge haha

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Originally posted by Slylee (picking out CLOTHES for me already?? jeesus!)

fuckin "SEX AND THE CITY"
whats wrong with picking out clothes for a gift? clothes are more usefull as a gift than the other 2 million things a gift-shop has...
yeah i guess he loves you, you must reward his love for you now.....
BHAT SEKS0R!!!

he dumped you? this isn't a hoax right?