"you can't just make someone up!"
-red, shawshank redemption. the movie has nothing to do with computers, but every hacker should remember this scene word for word

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

From Office Space (of course):

Peter: “When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"”
Lawrence: “Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.”

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Didn't he just make that up? He said so in the movie?

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It is a quote from the bible, but I think they changed it around a little bit.

They changed it around a lot. The original text from ezekiel 25:17 reads:

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25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

Although I'm sure the original hebrew words it slightly differently.

No, I'm not a bible nut...I just know my movie trivia





My vote for best line ever:

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You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari mother******! SAH-FAR-I! [rhino noise]

~death to smoochy

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Random guy " dont piss in my pocket and tell me its raining"

Layer Cake

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Tonight Matthew im Going To Be... Bolloxed!!!!!

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

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Originally posted by bananas Forrest Gump: Will you marry me? [Jenny turns and looks at him] Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny. Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest. Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me. Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me. Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I love that movie, sad to say.

+1 for the love.

-GET DOWN!!!!!

any Schwarzenegger movie

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Originally posted by Cloudburst Ok, I just got this memory that Jackson's character in the movie says that he just made up that speech. Must be remembering it wrong.

no, he says "I never much thought about what it meant, I just thought it was some cold assed shit to say to a mother****** (before killing him)"

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by mellow_head 'I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.'

shit you stole my line ! scarface FTW

"I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked. "

-Hunter Thompson

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Originally posted by stren -GET DOWN!!!!! any Schwarzenegger movie

Hahahahahahaha! Very nice Stren!

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