Wow, it seems a lot of you were sissy push-overs in highschool. Whenever someone tried to pick on me I just beat them with words. appearantly I can break down people very easy I only had to kick someones ass once. I remember that I was sitting down and this shithole started kicking my leg for whatever reason. It was one of those guys who think they're the shit and whatever. I just grabbed him and slammed him into the wall. It was pretty hard, because for a moment I tought he'd be unconsciousness or something.

Anyway, I've said some pretty bad things but I can't really recall a specific moment.

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"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals."

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Het doel van een heel deel hier is niet over muziek te praten maar door zijn deelname aan discussies een zo groot mogelijk intellect proberen aan de dag te leggen en daarmee een rare vorm van zelfbevrediging in werking stellen. 'It's a strange world'

oh some dude was abt to light a ciggarette so i saw him fetching for his lighter. so i pulled mine out went to pretend to light it and with a swift move with one of the fingers holding the lighter i snatched the cigg and stuck it in my mouth,lit it and walked away.

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Originally posted by UWM Hmm .. some girl made a bitchy comment to one of my friends to which he replied "I wish it was 10000BC so I could punch you in the face." That one was harsh.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!




that's hilarious haha

the only time i was picked on was in elementary school when i was first learning english and didn't know how to respond to things so kids made fun of me.

in terms of making fun of others, i never did it.

now as to being offensive, i think i have mastered that pretty well with my parents and my boyfriend. i don't even know how i make up the stuff i say. to be truly offensive and angry you have to know the person really well. no one should get offended when it's coming from someone that doesn't even know you.

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Originally posted by shades_of_gray we were in this club and spotted 2 girls, one was ugly and the other one was a stunner, so my mate goes up to the ugly one and goes "hey, do u fancy a dance" she was very pleased to hear that and was jumping at the chance, so she was like "YES, YES! I'll dance with you!" to that he replied, "go fuck off and dance then, so that i can talk to your mate!" i was like laughing my ass off cos i was totally pissed, but come to think of it when i was sober, it was pretty cruel

legend! did it work?

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i cant beleive no one thought that me telling off famous pop group "swollen members" hilarious.. this is an outrage.. maybe i should just act normal from now on, clearly im not getting the attention i deserve

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit OH OK OK OK i got it. so i was going to this bar one time and swollen members were there and they bypassed the line. I was pissed off because they had cut in front of me and it meant that i would have to wait longer. So im with my two friends.. both 6 foot 7 or so, 200 lbs + each. I get inside and im acting ridiculous in the bar because im drunk. So im walking to the exit of the club at the end of the night and i start singing a swollen members song but slightly altering the lyrics: "swollen members, suck - my dick." "swollen members, suck - my dick." and then the small white guy from the band grabs my shoulder and i turn around and he's like "yo man.. why you dissin my group?" i coulndt help but start to laugh my ass off, i couldnt say anything, i guess i couldnt get over how he heard me say that. And then the whole band was behind him, and my friends just said "dont worry about it.. hes with us, hes just drunk" and they pulled me away

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

There's a couple that come to mind.

First one was just bad timing. Year ten maths class (maths was my weakest subject by this stage of school, so most of that year was spent fucking around in class) and my female maths teacher was being a hardass as usual. I was talking to my friend about her and - while I forget the context, now - he mentioned her being a "slutty bitch". At this point I replied - much more loudly than I had intended and just as the noise in class room died down - "Haha, yeah she is a slutty bitch!".

I swear to fucking god there was dead silence in the class room for about 10 seconds after that and it felt like a million years. She didn't even say anything at first, she just wrote something down on a piece of paper with a calm look on her face and then said "take this to the principal". Fortunately he wasn't there, so I never really got into trouble for it, but I had to spend another fucking 3 months in that class which was pretty damn awkward, I can tell you...

Second one wasn't really my fault. We were at a club with a huge group of people when I was 18 and at one point in the night I was on the dancefloor with my friend Luke and a male friend of one of my female friends, who I'd never met until that night. Anyway, we were fucking hammered by this stage and my and I friend started dancing in a - how can I put this? - somewhat "homo-erotic" manner. Nothing too suss, but even in my drunken state I knew that it was in need of clarification. So I turned to this other guy and said, jokingly, "just in case you were wondering - no, we're not gay!". Anyway, later on in the night I was by the bar and my friend came up to me and she said: "What did you say to Ken? He's really pissed off at you!".

I was taken aback by this and racked my brains, thinking of anything I might have said that might have caused offense. Anyway, I ran through everything I'd said to him that night (which must have totalled about 4 sentences) and mentioned the "we're not gay" line. When I said this she sort of gasped and covered her mouth with her hands.

"You fucking arsehole!", she said in her usual charming manner, "didn't you know he's gay?".
"No...?", I said, thinking about why this might have gotten him so riled.
"He likes Luke!"

Whoops. Turned out he thought my friend was gay (no suprises, given the way he was dancing) and thought I was trying to put him down / cockblock him by giving him the "we're not gay" line. I felt pretty damn bad when I realised, but then when I tried to clear it up with him later he wouldn't even let me try to explain. So at that point I thought "fuck it" and made no attempt to speak to him for the rest of the night. Don't think I ever saw him again after that...

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"yo momma's so fat..."

I was always the new kid in school. I moved 6 times before the age of 10, so I was always bullied around

I remember in Kindergarden I had to join the American "gang" because all the dominican 6yr olds would beat on me. So i needed protection and sought David, the leader of the American gang. I later became co-leader. We might've had one British kid in there, but it was predominantly American. lol

In 4th grade I was bullied around by 2 kids who ALWAYS wanted to beat me up. And I'd ALWAYS come up with an excuse on why they couldn't beat me up.

"Im gonna kick your ass"

"ummmm you can't! I have this doctors note"

blablabla

by the time i was 16, things were a bit different....


but anywayz, as far as ME saying anything horrible....

I once told my X-gf that all she was good for was masterbation material while im in the shower.

In 10th grade, this girl liked me.....but she was a bitch to me, the kind that expressed her feelings like a little kid, all mean like. Anywayz, i had enough of her one day and she wanted to be a reporter....... i told her she could never be a reporter because she was the shittiest, most uncreative writer I had ever met. That, and that she was worthless and would never make it on tv because every tv that she appeared on would shatter.

yeahhhhhhh i felt great after i told her. She deserved it. Made me realize that i could hurt people very deeply.... gave me a sense of power

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"See ya later, Butt******!!"

Said to my father, who is a minister, while he and my mother were standing there trying to prevent me from leaving the house. I just snapped and couldn't take the song and dance anymore. My parents being so old fashioned, later honestly asked me if I thought my Dad was gay. I couldn't believe they took what I said literally.

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