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my picks for removal from the face of the earth:
1)loud machinery and power tools
2)scrambling on the good TV channels
3)instant-ghetto people (the ones that turn hip-hop overnight. the ones that go from honor roll student to brawling bitch with father-of-four thug boyfriend overnight.)
4)those REALLY annoyin tops on cartons of milk and orange juice (i really cant open them)
5)dust
6)that cheesy commercial electronic shit that sounds like a trainwreck for the whole song cuz of its compound beats
7)gilbert gottfried
8)the smell of doritos. they taste good, but they smell like ass
9)glowsticks
10)the completely superflous strings hanging out of the pockets of UFO's (actually, the do have a purpose, but if you actually used them to make a backpack, they'd fall apart cuz the material's really shitty) the only good thing about UFO's is the cut of the legs.
11)druggies that wear DARE shirts
12)druggies in general.
13)the people that took away Pee Wee Herman. ARGH!
14)hip hop music played through a subwoofer box
15)how so many headz are tryin to produce choons these days by samplin off europe shit. (especially dutch HC)
16)hard drives that get full.
17)venereal diseases. nothing makes a chick get ugly faster than the clap. "yo that chick's hot!" "man, she's dirty" "word? thats just nasty. she's one jacked-up ho"
18)songs with a dozen semi-buildups in them to disguise the fact that its really a very boring song (see "commercial electronic)
19)people that think they're computer graphics gods just cuz they fuck around with photoshop filters.
20)xerox'ed party fliers (invitation-only parties excluded)
21)greedy, greedy promoters
22)that shit that collects on the ball of my computer's mouse
23)static.
24)that bitch Iron Chef Italian (Kobe) on "Iron Chef" that guy's a loser.
25)that young actress slut on "Iron Chef" or at least make her stop laughing after saying every phrase under penalty of a glass-based dessert.
26)batteries that run out
27)"All Your Base Are Belong To Us" (because it's not funny anymore)
28)netscape
29)computer viruses
30)really cheap porno plots
31)the fact that PvD wont spin at my birthday party
32)the fact that i've never had a birthday party
33)stupid people that talk to me (and dont make me look good by association)
34)world hunger (including the lack of food in my house)
35)war
36)diseases
that's it, i'm done.
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