ROFL!

Did you go on a Sunday night?


Sunday night is gay night @ Oxygen!!!

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Originally posted by emc^2 Heeh... few years back my wife and I were wondering in Coconut Grove and wondered into club Oxygen.... little did we know... Wow.... here's my review of the night: 1. Something is fishy in denmark 2. Holly crap, this is a gay joint! my first reaction is "let's bolt" My wife's : nah, let's chill. 3. Im getting seriously drunk... and how the fuck do I know the lyrics to every damn song the DJ is spinning.. Oh, that's right... I HAVE EVERY DAMN CD FROM WHERE THE SONG CAME FROM!! OMG!! I AM GHEY!!! 4. I have accepted my newly found gayness and openly check out 2 fat lesbians french kiss... 5. I find myself wondering - why life is so unfair? Gay guys are fit and good lucking... Lesbos are fat, ugly and disguisting. 6. 2 very hot lesbians just walked in, with a man... literally on a leash... and why is he dressed like a pimp???? 7. Ok, this is very disturbing, some 50-ish man with big gut, dressed just like Nathan Lane in "Birdcage" is making out with what appears to be a 19 year old college boy.... Hm... well, at least we know who pays the bills in that house... 8. 19 year old college boy bums a smoke and my lighter.... while lighting up he gives me a wink... I feel cheap and like a man whore... My wife is gloating... 9. She sees my obviously disressed condition and mutters something like: Oh, c'mon - you were the one buying all those CD's, no one forced you... so what if you know the lyrics to "like a virgin". 10. I drink some more... now the 19 year old asks ME if I want to dance. I politely refuse. 11. Now it's diva time... a very tall and very fat white dude dressed like a lady is singing "It's raining man" in Gloria Gaynor's voice. I keep my lips closed so tight, they turn blue.... meanwhile I am reciting "It's raining men! Halleluja! It's raining me..." SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!! 12. i'm completely trashed... now I'm winking at 19 year old boy toy. My wife grabs me and drags me to the nearest strip joint to rececitate me... the ammount of booze in my blood causes me to blurt to a stripper something like: "hey, are you a lesbo?" ... she responds "for extra compensation, that can be arranged" 13. my evening ends with my evil grin and grun "AAAALRIGHT!!!" as I reach for my wallet... I get a smack on the face and dragged out into cab and rushed back to our hotel... The rest of details are nothing but blur...

That my friend, would qualify as a classic night out with the wifey!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL ROFL! Did you go on a Sunday night? Sunday night is gay night @ Oxygen!!!

Yah... we were there on Memorial day weekend... Stayed at Miami Beach Hilton - the moment I got there I was like OMFG! OMG! OMG! THIS IS WHERE THEY FILMED SCARFACE! OMG!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL let's hang out and go shopping! i got great gaydar i love em !!

Can we go to the Hollywood gym instead? It's like 70% metro hot guys who are models/actors (real ones that you recognize from the mag/TV). You can tell me which ones are gay, and then I can tell you which ones are straight. It'll be like a swap.

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Originally posted by emc^2 Yah... we were there on Memorial day weekend... Stayed at Miami Beach Hilton - the moment I got there I was like OMFG! OMG! OMG! THIS IS WHERE THEY FILMED SCARFACE! OMG!

LMFAO


ur a trip hahahahaha. Memorial weekend too wtf? Isn't it a bit dark.

Stupid hip hop conference. I like to go on vacation during that time of the year

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Can we go to the Hollywood gym instead? It's like 70% metro hot guys who are models/actors (real ones that you recognize from the mag/TV). You can tell me which ones are gay, and then I can tell you which ones are straight. It'll be like a swap.

I'll be in San Fran tomorrow morning. Meet me at the gay district!

Then we can go shopping!! \o/

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I know you'll always be
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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL LMFAO ur a trip hahahahaha. Memorial weekend too wtf? Isn't it a bit dark. Stupid hip hop conference. I like to go on vacation during that time of the year

Yeah... well, now I know... back then, I didn't... It was a fucked up vacation. Our friends flew in few days after we got there and we had a major fight. My friends wanted to go to south beach and I told them it's a suicide. He didn't listen... We sat in traffic for 2.5 hours just trying to get into south beach - coz' every single car was cruizin'... it was like a parade of who got the blingest' 22"'s on the rustiest chevy impala. ONce we got there and paid $30 (that's right, $30) to park - it was quite obvious we were in the wrong place... 4 white folks stuck out like 4 black dudes would stick out at a KKK convention.

after nasty arguments and name calling, we headed back to hotel pissed off at each other. Taxi was not even an option...

On the way home we saw bunch of arrests and bullet-riddled Chrystler 300C . Our evening was officially complete.

I told my buddy to fuck off and for the rest of the vacation, my wife and I entertained ourselves. We went to Key West and it took us 7.. that's right... 7 hours to drive in... All rooms were gone, even the shitty ones at roach motel were going for $200+ and none were available. We drove back to our hotel in Miami... on the way back, saw what looked like some pedestrian was nailed by a car and was sticking out of the windshield... yeah, it was a great time... quite memorable.

Needless to say, Miami is no longer on the list of my top destinations for vacation anymore...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

LMFAO..

u see during memorial weekend all of us normal folks head either to orlando or the keys.

which is why it was all booked.

Hip Hop Conference is during memorial weekend.. Another big No-No.

Sucks u had a bad time. It really isn't so bad here

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I know you'll always be
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Originally posted by DJ RJT Feel free to point me to any homophobia present in any of my posts. I fail to see it. And I believe this thread is the first time I've mentioned the fact that all you talk about is how you're gay, I even got you male stipper cops for your birthday, so I guess what I'm trying to say at this point is please go ahead and fuck right off.

Whats the big deal? Guys here are constantly talking about girls in a sexual manor. A gay cant do the same? If this is the attitude you have then I don't think posting on an internet forum is such a great idea. You might notice a huge lack of sleep in your life.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL LMFAO.. u see during memorial weekend all of us normal folks head either to orlando or the keys. which is why it was all booked. Hip Hop Conference is during memorial weekend.. Another big No-No. Sucks u had a bad time. It really isn't so bad here

yeah, I remember reading about it in the news paper few days later: Memorial weekend this year went relatively peacefully. there were ONLY 12 arrests and 1 homicide.

Nice...

I won't forget all the friggin idiots riding around on little scooters, shaped like ninja bikes. No helmets, drunk.. cuting everyone off... looking for death. Hope they found it.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

holy shit, that was the most entertaining post i've read on TA in a very long time emc.


by the way....jake, u were in a frat? PLEASE tell me u fucked a few closet cases like that guy in cruel intentions. hahah or no wait, i bet u just let them blow you cuz that's not gay right?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee holy shit, that was the most entertaining post i've read on TA in a very long time emc. by the way....jake, u were in a frat? PLEASE tell me u fucked a few closet cases like that guy in cruel intentions. hahah or no wait, i bet u just let them blow you cuz that's not gay right?

I hugged and kissed the guys living in my frat. They didn't like it at first, but after a while they scared me because they tried to kiss me back. But no, I felt wrong coming on to them more than a lil kissy on the cheek. I was philanthropy chair, social chair, scribe, anchorman, etc., so I didn't want to fuck up my rep by being the gaypervert. I just fucked guys from other frats in my frat. And I made out with TONS of girls when I got drunk, even the pastor's daughter (she was the hottest).

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Originally posted by lücid Jake you're the coolest gay TA ever.

Awwww lücid, I heart you (in a platonic way of course).

Last edited by Jake Benson on Mar-31-2006 at 13:56