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Re: kids.
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i hate them.
there's a kid, maybe 3 years old, that lives 2 floors above me... and all i hear every fuckin' day is him out on the balcony screamin' his little head off. i swear he has got to have the loudest voice i've ever heard on such a small human being. he doesn't even say anything. he just screams. and yells. and screams some more.
i have all my windows closed, the A/C on, and it's thunderstorming outside... and i can still hear him.
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no that's the parents you should hate for allowing him to carry on like that.
i love little kids. i dont really like babies though. they're cute to hold for a couple of minutes, but they are like a big blob of mush and i get nervous holding them sometimes. i honestly have considered adopting like a 4 or 5 year old if i ever decide i want kids. i dont like the baby part where you have to give up your career, sleep and basically your entire life until they can walk, talk, pee in the toilet, etc...i don't know if i have the patience for that.
my boss has 6 year old twin boys and i adore them. they are hilarious. i seriously laugh harder when i'm watching them than i ever laugh around most adults. kids always love me.
actually, yesterday i was at Baha Fresh with my boyfriend eating dinner, and this little 4 year old boy was being goofy and he kept looking at me and smiling, so i stuck my tongue out at him and he laughed and did the same thing. my bf was like, "umm, what are you doing?" and i was like, "nothin i'm just fuckin with that kid over there"

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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