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Originally posted by DjConfessions she's 400 pounds, cmon. if i wanted to fuck something that loose i'd just jump in a swimming pool

like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by DjConfessions she's 400 pounds, cmon. if i wanted to fuck something that loose i'd just jump in a swimming pool

your in the wrong company!

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahahaha it was kinda like what u described but instead i'd be like, "hey, imagine ______ (ugly older lady who worked with us) butt ass naked right now" and he'd be like, "lkahdlf;jskd DUDE! STFU what is wrong with you"

ya, my friend from boston always talks about fat women "ya, i'll like to put my head between those legs and..." and then he flaps his lips and shakes his head from side to side. it's hilarious.

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

i was hanging out with this guy i know who works at a modelling agency and he's got this really hot friend (a guy) who is one of the models...anyway, the two of them are really gross and we got kinda tipsy and started talking about gross stuff and the model guy was talking about how he banged this big fat chick one time. i was like, "HAHAHAH i'm surprised you could get it up." and he was like, "hell yea, as i was fucking her, i was just thinking to myself, ur so fucking bad dude, this is probably the best dick she'll ever get in her life".

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i was hanging out with this guy i know who works at a modelling agency and he's got this really hot friend (a guy) who is one of the models...anyway, the two of them are really gross and we got kinda tipsy and started talking about gross stuff and the model guy was talking about how he banged this big fat chick one time. i was like, "HAHAHAH i'm surprised you could get it up." and he was like, "hell yea, as i was fucking her, i was just thinking to myself, ur so fucking bad dude, this is probably the best dick she'll ever get in her life".

pretty pretentious of him. so why do you categorize them as gross? i don't doubt it just curious. gross is a strong word.

i'm thinking about sex right now.

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Originally posted by jdat I think about slylee all day everyday.

24/7/365

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Im thinking right now..




...sunsnail



...holding hands..skipping down the riverside... singing depeche mode..

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Originally posted by Moongoose Ive just spent an hour and a half thinking about sex. I was watching Tomb Rider the movie.

is that like a pr0no version of Tomb Raider?

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