lol

good morning federlino!

clearly this joke went right over your head.

you're right, i act like a complete ass on here. but you just don't know me. you don't get my humor, and that's fine. i'm sure i offended you, but i could give a rat's ass because i don't know you, nor do i care to. you're an idiot.



and this post pretty much applies to everyone else who feels the same way about me. i have my little handful of people on this website who i love and respect, and they've seen my softer side and know that i just like to rip on ppl for a laugh around here. some of you guys should lighten up and just dish it right back, instead of getting all friggin serious, but that's your business if you don't want to. there's always the ignore option.



oh and 9 pages?? c'mon guys... hahah

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Oh please

You're still referring to me as that Federline dude, shit I wish I had the chance to impregnate Britnay , that's hitting the Jackpot right there. Believe me, Miss SuckaDick , I don't feel that I have to dish out anything anymore and your sense of humor sucks. Comparing me to white trash and then asking me what's that dirt above your lip. Btw, that's a 2 year old pic of me, I wear a finely shaved goatee now . Not like you looked classy in those pics you've posted in the Picture thread where you're staring at the camera and pulling down your underwear,looking like a model from a third world country. You're not hot, just average looking tbh, you've got no hips (your bones are sticking out) and your thigs look like a pair of Pollyo mozzarela sticks.

Ceala is like 3 times hotter than you, MellyMeL and Lucid are way better looking than you and so is Miss Bliss. Oh and I forgot to mention, that day when you said that you've been compared to Sharon Stone, I spit my mountain dew on the computer sceen, thanks for making me laugh.

penis?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You want it from the back, that's fine with me.

are you upset about my big dick thread because you have a pencil dick?

i'm sorry. i saw a thread about big boobs, so i thought i'd start somethin for the ladies.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I have a big dick but I don't like big boobs that much.

A handfull is perfect.

Penis?

gtg

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez I'm sure your vagina looked liked a sideways roast beef sandwich

if it tastes like one, there is no room to complain

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Big Clits FTMFW!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by Theresa LOL you obviously have no idea. I really don't think the average woman like a huge penis. They hurt, and it impedes the different positions you can try. Stop basing your sexual opinions from the absurd porn you watch.

Never

This thread calls for.......

















































PUMPHAX!!!!!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.