Porridge and Oatmeal... there's still a hazy memory of when I was 7 or so and nan making porridge and serving it up one winters morning before school.
I decided I didn't like porridge, it looked like chicken feed mixed in with water and not very appealing at all. So I got the scrunched up nose, hands on the hips and pouting tough girl look happening.
"If you don't eat it I'll send you back to Africa and blacks will boil you up in a big pot and eat you instead!!!"


Crazy family... still don't like porridge