3 kids - black, white, and asian - are on the playground in 3rd grade, comparing penis sizes. the asian goes first and the others laugh at how small he is. the white kid is next, and he's not much better. then the black kid shows his and it is much longer than the other two.

the black kid goes home and says, "mom, do i have a bigger penis because i'm black?"

"no, son, you have a bigger penis because you're 19."




Q:Why did the woman cross the road?
A:Who cares why was she away from the kitchen

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Originally posted by Shaman_Axiom 3 kids - black, white, and asian - are on the playground in 3rd grade, comparing penis sizes. the asian goes first and the others laugh at how small he is. the white kid is next, and he's not much better. then the black kid shows his and it is much longer than the other two. the black kid goes home and says, "mom, do i have a bigger penis because i'm black?" "no, son, you have a bigger penis because you're 19."

GODDAMN.

That's a harsh one. I'm going to personalize it and use it on a friend when I need to embarrass him.

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this is a great way to spend time @ work

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Q. How do you make a baby cry?
A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Q. How do you make a baby cry? A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Q. How do you make a baby cry? A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

But wouldn't the baby already be crying if you raped it enough to make it bleed? Or is the dick bloody because you raped someone else? Or cut yourself, or someone else cut you? Did you try to rape the baby and it bit you (if the baby had teeth)?

There is so much wrong with that joke, it's not even funny.

And let's not forget that there's a possibility of the baby dying or being so traumatized from the blood loss that it is unable to cry. And the fact that the baby might not even have a teddy bear or care for the one it may have. Some babies don't like stuffed animals.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 fuck shit bitch cock balls

Not Another Teen Movie?

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Q. How do you make a baby cry? A. Wipe your bloody dick on it's teddy bear.

WTF

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Not Another Teen Movie?

just say earmuffs and you can say anything...fuck shit bitch

frank: cock balls

i was just making a point frank, u dont have to celebrate

old school

Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling.


Q. How did the dead baby cross the road...?
A. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Originally posted by [Tro][ho][phy] Dead baby jokes are funny, because they're so appalling. Q. How did the dead baby cross the road...? A. It was stapled to the chicken.

Yea that one is better. The other one sucked

how many babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them