The Dirty River.
You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty fucking river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show.
Dec-07-2006 07:27
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
The internet is a great thing.
Another valuable thing I learned at the tender age of 10 was what beastiality is (through explicit photos no less); all thanks to the internet!
And that's when you stopped letting the dog lick peanut butter off your nuts!
LOLSNAP!
Dec-07-2006 07:29
Dj Smitty20
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: your toilet
quote:
Originally posted by geroin
i agree with most of them
most of them yes. The biggest one though is 44) Not cleaning. Once you get comfortable with someone, they tend to not get all fancied up when you come over, go out, get down to business. There's nothing worse than getting a whiff....blah. I always always ALWAYS shower beforehand.
Also, it's a running joke that a lot of guys don't know how to perform fellatio. But I'd say just as many girls have no idea what theyr'e doing down below either.
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Dec-07-2006 09:13
JPinCanada
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Glorious Nation of JACKSONVILLE!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Killah Monkey
Geez... I thought most of this was common knowledge
I would have to agree that most of it is in fact common knowledge. BUT there are those people out there that just don't think and assume things.
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Dec-07-2006 11:09
zokissima
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex:
quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
Here's some imagery...
LOL...omg....your post....just kill me
Dec-07-2006 12:52
TheVrk
Mediterranean Canadian
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Windsor, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Irishaddict
Well I know I'm interesting, but that was still all common knowledge to me lol.
lol my fave <3
You just saying that is interesting
Dec-07-2006 13:06
soupastah
tourist
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: london
Re: 50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex:
quote:
Originally posted by 3P1D
9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.
LMAO
Dec-08-2006 20:49
arminOcaine
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Toronto
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 50 Things Woman Should Know About Sex:
quote:
Originally posted by dance2dabeat
she can probably give great oral once the dentures are off!!!
yikes!!!!
aww yeahhh!!!
Dec-08-2006 20:56
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
#51: after we're done, no cheese on my pannini please
Dec-08-2006 21:25
DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
I say the same thing about jobs: some people do it for 10 years and get 10 years of experience, other people get 1 year of experience 10 times.
I especially liked the mid-thread post about "communication" (from a younger female no less, I won't name names but you know who you are). We aren't talkin' about relationships here babe, we're talkin' about sex. If any sentence that comes out of your mouth doesn't have at least one four-letter word, you're "communicating" way too much.
Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom.
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Dec-09-2006 01:08
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Besides, sex is communication. Nothing says "I love you" more than a rear admiral followed by a purple mushroom.[/COLOR][/FONT]
...topped off with a Jelly Donut.
Dec-09-2006 01:22
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
...topped off with a Jelly Donut.
and when its all said and done then a sandwhich, provalone and mustard
