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Originally posted by Aristronica i got too many...

same here and too old

but some involved the Dj booth, on and off air ......

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Originally posted by dj_bas Disturbing or awesome?!

disturbingly awesome

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Another story I heard of.....

So while in college, friends of mine had automotive classes with the old dude named Bob Mitchell.

They'd get stoned in the parking lot and Bob would tell them these crazy ass stories.\

This dude was from Vermont, so you know he had some weird ass stories

The most memorable one was when him and his girlfriend went out to a bar, got extemely wasted, and came back home.

When they got back she got sick and was throwing up in the toilet. While she was throwing up in the toilet, Bob started banging her in the ass.

To this day this had to be one of the funniest/sickest quotes I ever heard. He goes "You don't know tight until you're banging a girl in the ass who is puking"

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Originally posted by Scoops To this day this had to be one of the funniest/sickest quotes I ever heard. He goes "You don't know tight until you're banging a girl in the ass who is puking"

jesus

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Senior in high school. I went to a private Christian school and had to wear a fucking uniform every goddamn day. Did that stop me from being a hedonistic atheist horndog?

Fuck no. My bestfriend's brother, Mike, had just been accepted into UCSB. After a quick search on Google I discover that this slice-of-heaven campus just a mere hour and a half away from my home in Los Angeles is one of the top party schools in the country. We had to visit Mike. Every fucking weekend.

One night in particular, Mike's college roommate, Clown (his real name is Adi, but we call him Clown because he's a joke) is drunk and passed out in a bush somewhere (we found him the next morning). Clown had left his cellphone at the dorm. Mike was out with his dick in some obese girl (we ended up naming her, 'The Worst Case Scenario'), so it was just me at the dorm with my two friends visiting from high school. It was late in the night, perhaps around 3am or so... well, it was late for our young high school blood, and neither of us had fucked any girls that night. Our morale was low.

Clown's cellphone rings. The name on his phone read, 'BOMB HEAD'. My friend answers the phone. It was a drunk girl. A very drunk and very horny girl. She's asking where Adi (aka Clown) is. I grab the phone and tell her that my name is Chuck and I like to fuck.

She's sold. She stumbles her drunk ass to our fucking dorm room and my bestfriend and I proceed to show her how much of a whore she really was. When she showed up to the house we had her go upstairs by asking if she wanted to see our antfarm in the bedroom. I guess she liked ants. There was no antfarm, however. Only a mattress on the floor. I still laugh when I think about her moaning, 'Fuck me, Chuck!'

So that was my second easiest lay ever. Drunk girl calls my friends phone, I answer, asking her for sex, and she delivered. My friends and I have dubbed the night, 'The Delivery'.

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So much bullshit in this thread.

sooo a few weeks ago...I'm at this bar on the jersey shore...

I see this one girl hangin out wit her friend. I'm walking around creepin on some other random whores when I come back full circle and see my friend talking to the friend. I then go in for the kill. She starts with the whole "Lets do shots". Being the nice guy that I am, I buy her shots on Jameson. And hour later and 3 shots later, she is all over me grabbing my sack, ripping at my hear, etc.

We go for a walk and she is latched on to me. She says "Where are you taking me?...I tell her that I am taking her to her car so she can rest up" She says "nice try, but my car is over there"

Now she beings to drag me to her car. We get to her car and we start fooling around. She opens the back seat door and pushes me in. Continue to full around and she is like "pound me...pound me" then she is like "Choke Me...Choke me" Really wild girl this one was.

Half hour or so later, we get out of the car. As we are walking away I ask her " do you have everything?

she then says..."Everything except my Pride"


I just busted out laughing cause I really didn't know what to say

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Originally posted by Scoops I'm walking around creepin on some other random whores...

Misogynist.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Chicken quesadillas., with sour cream.

Ahahah, Tricia's romp.

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