Street Fighter with Jean Claude Van Daam. It's so bad I don't know where to begin.

oooo ooooo

total recall
total recall
total recall

i have plenty of other bad movies to site but this is the one that came to mind


let the hate and ruckus begin

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Braindead (by Peter Jackson) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ Completely terrible. And awesome.

I absolutely adore this movie. I own the unrated edition but I haven't seen the international version of it which is supposedly 17(?) seconds longer and includes a scene of a zombie woman masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Peter Jackson also did an even cheesier film early in his career called "Bad Taste" - it is also awesome in a very terrible way.

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Originally posted by Aristronica anything that keanu reeves (reaves?) or patrick swayze (swayzie) is in. perfect example - Point Break.

Patrick Swayze, sure. Keanu Reeves doesn't ruin everything he touches though - perhaps his performances aren't that stellar, but I have enjoyed many films he has appeared in:

Bram Stoker's Dracula
Constantine
A Scanner Darkly
The Devil's Advocate
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

The cheesiest movie I have in my possession and have ever seen and also enjoyed is: Riki-Oh: The Story Of Riki.

This movie is straight-off-the-boat sort of horrible, but I dunno, maybe I am a bit(a lot?) fucked up, but I really enjoyed watching it. I would liken it to a 90-minute episode of Power Rangers, only set in a prison and with buckets and buckets of gore.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Peter Jackson also did an even cheesier film early in his career called "Bad Taste" - it is also awesome in a very terrible way.

Meet the Feebles
Basically, Sesame Street with sex, drugs, rock and roll

Scene with the cat and the walrus scarred me for life

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 total recall total recall total recall i have plenty of other bad movies to site but this is the one that came to mind let the hate and ruckus begin

WHAT??? this movie is a classic, one of arnie's best. it had a great storyline and alot of good action. i can c how someone may be ignorant enough to put it in this thread though but u have to look past the 80's cheesiness which can be found in all movies back then.

i think people need to understand that yes by today's movie standards alot of older films before the 90's may seem cheesy and everything but back then when you consider the technology they had to make all the "special effects" and everything that in their day they were considered timeless. total recall is exactly that. compare it to street fighter or judge dredd and you'll see what shit really is...

the music just makes it worse though haha

running man, i love that movie arnold 80s movies ftw

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Smokin' Aces

Looked killer in the trailers (but what doesn't?) and was a total let town, although the acting was great there just wasnt enough depth to the movie.

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Originally posted by Lilith Meet the Feebles Basically, Sesame Street with sex, drugs, rock and roll Scene with the cat and the walrus scarred me for life

Holy fuck, I haven't seen that in so long. Totally twisted shit

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Holy fuck, I haven't seen that in so long. Totally twisted shit

lol peter jackson

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sillyvester Stalone- Judge Dread

Completely horrible, yet totally awesome.

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Originally posted by the gamemaster WHAT??? this movie is a classic, one of arnie's best. it had a great storyline and alot of good action. i can c how someone may be ignorant enough to put it in this thread though but u have to look past the 80's cheesiness which can be found in all movies back then. i think people need to understand that yes by today's movie standards alot of older films before the 90's may seem cheesy and everything but back then when you consider the technology they had to make all the "special effects" and everything that in their day they were considered timeless. total recall is exactly that. compare it to street fighter or judge dredd and you'll see what shit really is... the music just makes it worse though haha

lol at the "ignorant enough" part

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.