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Originally posted by dj_bas She'll need dirt under her fingernails and a garage they an go fool around in too.

thhaaat...may actually be gayer than having sex with a man...

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Originally posted by dj_bas She'll need dirt under her fingernails and a garage they an go fool around in too.

Been thinkin about this one huh?

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Originally posted by Orbax Been thinkin about this one huh?

It would seem so, lol.

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maybe you could have her rub some used oil around the edge of a tear under her buttcheek...put some lavender oil on her unlaced workboots soyou can sniff it and itll be ok...maybe have her grab your crotch and headbutt you but kiss you a little afterwards...you should probably have her wear a mustache so it tickles gayly. hmmm maybe shave your chest over her naked back and then lay on it...

maybe a little neats foot oil and some baseball gloves scattered around so the stink of leather and oil are around you...

hmm...mmmmm mahhhh mmmmm




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Also, apparently there exists family guy porn. do a google search for family guy with safesearch off...wtf

The world is pretty while drunk. That ends my advice, I hope you likeded it.

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Originally posted by Orbax Been thinkin about this one huh?

Actually no, it was from Halfway Home

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Okay for the purposes of the fact that this board is prodominantly straight, I'll convert my gay ass to straight talk so you guys can understand me better: There's this chick I met at a club. We talked and exchanged numbers and blah blah blah. All weekend she was like I can't wait to see you and kiss and I was like score! She came over on my birthday and we did everything except for sex. She was explaining to me she wanted to wait to have sex because she liked me and didn't want me as just a booty call. She wanted more dates! So I was thinking possible LTR right? She works in Phoenix but lives in LA so she's here all the time. She won't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes and she's been in Phoenix for 2 weeks. AND her profile on myspace changed from "single" to "swinger." WTF? I didn't know whassup so I asked if she wanted to meet up at this huge weekend gathering we'll both be at. Her reply was something like "It would be great to run into you and hug you, but let's see how things unfold." See how things unfold? BULLSHIT! She's a slut isn't she! What's your take? Should I get over this slut-crusted bitch? She's obviously into just sex like the rest of them. Why can't she just fuckin tell me there's some other guy in her life or that she's a ho? Is she putting me on hold for another booty call when she's in LA? Should I just use her for sex and get over her? Should I ignore her until she wants me so bad she'll be beggin for me c0ck? I'd do that but it might backfire cuz if she really doesn't like me then she wouldn't notice me ignoring her. God damnit I hate gays...I mean girls. =(

Why would you let anyone treat you like that!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by andielips Why would you let anyone treat you like that!!!!!!!!

because he's the catcher

ah yes...


dude-
gay people can be real fucking man whores 75% of the time.

it will take a long time to find a guy whos into an ltr



i know a few gay people and 3/4 of them are proud about being man whores but when i see them getting with guys they act like theyre the sweetest most committed people ever. ew.

and the fourth is just... eh... "OMG i cant WAIT to go buy some heels! theyre just soooooo cute!" chea.


im glad im not gay just because quality men are hard to find

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so... any updates? did you stick it in his ass allready?

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