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Originally posted by Rostros Just lick her slit

*FIXES AND HIDES*








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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ there are some vengeful things that can be done with human excrement.

For more wonderful ideas, rent "Dirty Work" . Not only it's HILLARIOUS but contains TONS of EXCELLENT advise as to how to get even.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

LOL! I fucking LOVE Dirty Work!!


"Note to self: buy wart cream for giant WART on my ASS!"

update (for those of you that care): just got back from an interview...99% sure i'm hired. the boss is just gonna check my references which are all good. if all goes well, i'll be working at a pizza place/pub downtown and bartending once a week...i get paid MORE and will work LESS than at my crappy reject other job. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Originally posted by Caela update (for those of you that care): just got back from an interview...99% sure i'm hired. the boss is just gonna check my references which are all good. if all goes well, i'll be working at a pizza place/pub downtown and bartending once a week...i get paid MORE and will work LESS than at my crappy reject other job. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AWESOME!!!!!!!!! i hope ya get it...see! that other job was a shithole anyways! more money to do LESS work!

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Originally posted by jennypie LOL! I fucking LOVE Dirty Work!! "Note to self: buy wart cream for giant WART on my ASS!"

nah, this one is probably the best:

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ooh, ooh, fired story


my dad writes everything down...EVERYTHING. He's obsessed with lists & calendars & notes. Anyway, a few years ago, he decided to fire his secretary, so he wrote, on the calendar on his desk for the next day, "Fire Cheryl." The next day, he came into work, and her stuff was gone, and there was a note on his desk: "Beat you to it, asshole."

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Originally posted by Caela This new bitch of a store manager just got hired, Polly. I've worked at my (ex) job for 2 years. She apparently told the regional boss EVERYTHING that I was doing "wrong" (which amounts to not using measuring cups to pour out milk when I make hot chocolates...which I can do by sight since I've been working there FOR TWO YEARS). And apparently I'm not very puncutual...which is definitely not true. So I go to work today, 15 minutes early for my shift ...my regional manager meets me outside and asks for my key. And then procedes to tell me that he's going to have to let me go and that it's been a long time coming. Polly (the name should say it all) informed him of everything. So I then say I have to go inside to grab my shit. He says that he can't let me inside and that he will grab my stuff for me. This is a RETAIL STORE and there are NO customers inside at the moment, so I sit there and argue with him for 30 seconds about why I can't be let in to grab my stuff. I go in, and Polly is there. She doesn't even look at me. Grrrr... And the most fucked up thing is that this girl I work with is a complete spaz. She threw a plate at my former store manager, DIDN'T GET FIRED. She fabricated an e-mail, pretending to be a customer, in order to get their other girl fired, in which she was. Once again, no repercussions. Life's a bitch. /rant.

i know someone who had a similar thing happen to her by another chick. i'm sorry about what happened to you because that is definitely not right...

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.