ok, i demand a video of that happening...until then...not buying it.

i go jet skiing a lot these days with my friend and that's pretty much impossible without falling off. maybe if u were anchored on a sandbar, then yea...but not "while operating it".

that post gets TWO rolleyes



no wait...3

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by lücid that's totally not what i was implying, lol. i was talking about sanding down the deck attached to the back of your house before you stain it. maybe this guy could give you a better idea? pretty neat, imo.

LMFAO!

I feel so stoopud now

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

We'd better get updates on this.

I wouldnt, you can catch hep by just going in the water out here after raining out here. They dump sewage into the sea.

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Originally posted by Slylee ok, i demand a video of that happening...until then...not buying it. i go jet skiing a lot these days with my friend and that's pretty much impossible without falling off. maybe if u were anchored on a sandbar, then yea...but not "while operating it".

Yeah, I'm not buying it either. I've been on a jetski and if there are waves or anything that would be pretty fucking difficult

Its not adventurous unless you're shoving it in her ass

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Originally posted by _Nut_ It sucks. The only lubrication is water. ... it wont be too enjoyable.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Yeah it sucks. Wouldn't recommend.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard agreed... it sucks water = anti-lube Moreover, this is actually a rather dangerous activity for the woman involved. The pumping action can actually force small amounts of water through her reproductive system and into her pelvic cavity. Depending on the cleanliness of the water this can lead to various infections and damage to her reproductive organs. This is not to say it will happen, or that it's even probable (I have no data with which to make any statements regarding probability) but it's possible. Personally, I wouldn't risk my partner's health for bad sex.

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Seriously, not a good idea, especially in the dirty sea water. The only time I would ever suggest water type sex is in the shower, or when you have penetrated outside of the bath, and THEN went under the water, (but don't pull out!!)

Water INSIDE the vag is NOT good.

Unhappy pussy mean unhappy pen0r. Don't fuck up your few and far between opportunities to have sex by helping her get a bacterial infection!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Where is Rob anyway... he's always absent for conversations like this... he's like the Pokearoo of anal sex discussion.

LOL best quote evar. I seriously *love* the reference to pokeroo. Bahahaha.

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Originally posted by Slylee don't lie, u probably own one.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie I dont even know what a butt plug looks like.

google images is your friend.

i'd post one, but ehhh... it's probably borderline NSFW.

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I've done the water thing once. I enjoyed it.

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