THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
>
> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to
> put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As
> the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that
> "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
> the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays
> up, that would be super."
>
> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic
> looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big
> brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
> pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and
> I take orders from no one."
>
> To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well,
> sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up,
> Bitch."
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